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Why is Jibbles spamming me?

No i responded to your BS its a msg board responses are not uncommon you fugly cunt.
 
What the fuck buddy, you're sitting on here waiting for me to post. Is your heart beating super fast, are you seeing red, are you really so invested in this that you have to post immediately to everything I say?

I've got other things to do, calm the fuck down.
 
I just think you know fuck all about me and are way to opinionated, btw that myth 'Gear owns spin flippery you fucking dumbass.
 
Holy shit.

This rage.

Mmmm.

Delicious.

Think I'll drizzle some more lulz syrup on this twaffle.
 
She must be drunk again, ESAD.

This is great, good job bro.

I bet she's going to call me a fat midget next.

Been fun, Twaffle.

You just got shit-canned by a 23 year old.
 
Oh look, it's the magnificent 6'8" 23 year old cuban muscle machine.

Hold on... has there ever been a tall cuban? I think not. If you're gonna lie, make up something believable, ya fucking mook.

Between you and that smelly chav Seph, you're two liars stinking up the room with your bullshit.
 
So... Jibbles claims he's 6'8" and goes to the gym for several hours every single day.

Six foot, six inches.

33 inch waist.

Size 13 shoe.

Three inch dick.

I go to the gym Wednesday-Sunday night, Monday and Tuesday off.

Wednesday: Biceps/Triceps/Core.
Thursday: Quadriceps/Hamstrings/Calves/Hip Flexors
Friday: Pectorals/Core
Saturday: Back
Sunday: Deltoids/Rotary Cuff/Core

I don't go on Mon/Tue because of all the newbies and half-assers. I go around 1am most nights because the only people who go at that time are no one and people who get shit done.

My favorite exercise at the moment is suicide rows followed closely by deadlifts. I just started doing suicide rows a month or two ago. They're PHENOMENAL. Absolutely love them. Makes you feel like a man. And deadlifts? Just the name gives me an erection.

I need to do more cardio, but I just don't have the time.

You're what, 45 and overweight, right? Does your pudge hang over your pants when you sit? Do your underwear curl outward a little bit because of your bulge?
 
Oh look, it's the magnificent 6'8" 23 year old cuban muscle machine.

Six foot, six inches.

Today is my twenty-third birthday, in fact. Eating a slice of pecan birthday pie and some vanilla icecream.

Cuban...? Who's selling you bad private information? Get your money back.

Muscle machine? Thanks. I workout.
 
Six foot, six inches.

33 inch waist.

Size 13 shoe.

Three inch dick.

I go to the gym Wednesday-Sunday night, Monday and Tuesday off.

Wednesday: Biceps/Triceps/Core.
Thursday: Quadriceps/Hamstrings/Calves/Hip Flexors
Friday: Pectorals/Core
Saturday: Back
Sunday: Deltoids/Rotary Cuff/Core

I don't go on Mon/Tue because of all the newbies and half-assers. I go around 1am most nights because the only people who go at that time are no one and people who get shit done.

My favorite exercise at the moment is suicide rows followed closely by deadlifts. I just started doing suicide rows a month or two ago. They're PHENOMENAL. Absolutely love them. Makes you feel like a man. And deadlifts? Just the name gives me an erection.

I need to do more cardio, but I just don't have the time.

You're what, 45 and overweight, right? Does your pudge hang over your pants when you sit? Do your underwear curl outward a little bit because of your bulge?

This proved my point. "My favorite exercise is..." You big fucking liar.

And really, two men that think "lulz syrup" is the height of hilarity and clever repartee... fucking pathetic. No wonder you're both home alone every night..
 
I've gotta say, I don't know much about Jibbles. He stalks me like a fucking psycho, he claims to be really big, muscular and sexy but what I see is someone that acts like a woman with a grudge and a really bad sense of humor.
 
Well if you think you know something, make accusations you should open your fat mouth and say or you you self becoming the lying roadmap fuckcake that you truly are.

:bigass:
 
I've lost track what the fuck you're whining about. Refresh my memory. Or not. You seem to think you've scored something in my latest post but I find I'm bored out of my mind with your and Jibbles inane comments.
 
At the end of the day, I'm reading a post from a confirmed 50-something-overweight-drunk who enjoys playing victim to trolls on a troll message board.

A woman who cries wolf to everyone else in attempt to gather sympathy. It's akin to a woman who woman who dates a man knowing he has a history of spousal abuse and rape.

The only person who actually cares whether "Jibbles" is "six foot six, muscular, and good looking" is you, Twaffle.

Not a single-fucking-other-person. Who are you trying to convince? Me? You? The non-existent audience?

Hmmm? Who? You're not going to convince me, because I know what I am, and you're not going to convince the non-existent audience. Who's cheering you on, Twaffle? Hint: N-o-b-o-d-y. Who's giving you high fives at the end of every statement you make about me?

The best part and worst part of this whole thing is that you've let your emotions control you. But that's nothing new, is it? Compulsive.

Look at these two posts, for example.

No i responded to your BS its a msg board responses are not uncommon you fugly cunt.

What the fuck buddy, you're sitting on here waiting for me to post. Is your heart beating super fast, are you seeing red, are you really so invested in this that you have to post immediately to everything I say?

I've got other things to do, calm the fuck down.

How can you try to insult ESAD for responding to you on a message board? Did you really expect him to just stop responding? That'd be the unexpected outcome of the social contract of what a message board is. Are you forcing an insult? Stop trying so hard (seeing red, heart beating fast...).

That very post is exemplary of someones who's been trolled, through and through. It's so irrational and riddled with emotion, that it's comical and pathetic; all in one.

You've been had. Used. Abused.

You let your emotions bring you down to my level, and I beat the fuck out of you with it.

You're nothing more than a toy, Twaffle. Just like one of the many arcade games.
 
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