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William knocked Kate up!

Cassie

Cassie

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THE BASTARD!
 
Well he is fully functional, programmed in multiple techniques.
 
Good for Willie Boy!
 
How long do lizards gestate for?
 
HUSH YOU!




not that I give a flying fig (duck, here comes one now), but I do feel resigned that they will have no privacy whatsoever and that we shall be inundated for the next long, long while with too much information about their spawn.
 
flood
 
The Daily Mail offices are currently churning out "she's all grown up" and "practically fair game now, lads" nude photos of the baby in the womb.
 
Yeah they SAY it's his baby but wait until it's born and it looks like ROLF HARRIS.
 
Well, since it's not a bastard, I guess they won't be sacrificing it to the illuminati gods at bohemian grove.

Where DO they find those sacrificial babies anyway?
 
What if it's a GINGER?
 
Kate played out her HP fantasy with Rupert Grint !!!
 
Pippa's overated bum to somehow steal the limelgiht?
 
The main story on the front page of a "newspaper" tonight was basically "yeah, Kate's still throwing up today". :phpconfused:
 
I heard people were throwing up at the Hobbit.
 
The LOCAL news just talked about how reporters are camped out outside the hospital to get a glimpse of the preggo Kate, EVEN THOUGH she looks exactly the same as she did last fuckdamn week!
 
I suppose it's nice really. Am I being a curmudgeon? I don't know... just seems like there are loads more important things to talk about and we've got 7 months of this to go (the BBC's Royal Stalking Correspondent Nicolas Witchell says she's had the bun in the oven for 2 months now).
 
If I were Kate, I'd head off to some secret castle somewhere and hide from the paparazzi, if that is even possible.
 
THE HOBBIT 3D CAUSES MISCARRIAGES.
 
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