William Shatner to Star as Matt Damon in next Trek movie?

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Sisko to try to act angry, but turning very nasal in the progress

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Shannon Doherty as Pete Doherty until she's dead.

 

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Steve Martin in search for being funny

 

[Gagh]

The A-Team van as a shuttlecraft.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Stewie Griffin recast in the Clint Howard baby alien leader episode.

 

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Shatners toopea to star as a tribble

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FRANKIE MUNIZ TO GUEST STAR AS THE HUMANOID KID WHO DOESN'T AGE WELL

 

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George Lucas neck to star as skin of evil

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Robert Beltran to play audience member in disguise, being quoted in the press as not being interested at all in the project even though they begged him to participate, which some find puzzling as he no longer has a phone.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ricki Lake to fill with water a giant hole created by her previously fat arse. Saddam Hussein unavailable for comment.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

George Takei turned down for movie, but is offered his own Trek series to be produced in Japan. He is dropped from the cast 3 days into production and replaced by Genevieve Bujold.

 

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Random actor from Benson to co star

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Amber Benson to jump naked from cake, a la Under Siege.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Tom Lenk to play cross-dresser in his bathroom mirror.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The First Evil to be lame villain.

 

[whisky]

Micheal Ironside to say, no thanks, the script isnt good enough