Words to live by!

[Kerb Crawler]

If it smells bad, don't eat it.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

It's always in the last place you look.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Unflattering underwear is a dealbreaker.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Do something you fear everyday.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

If you keep touching it, it will only get redder.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Nobody wants to see pictures of your ugly children.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Pissing blood is NOT a good thing.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

If a woman tells you you're LARGE, get a second opinion.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Pretty people shit, too.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Don't believe the hype. Drugs CAN be fun.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Never give up, never surrender. (Lifted from Toy Story.)

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Stay out of my files. Ass.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Ugly people need love, too. I just don't want to see it.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Flattery will get you everywhere. Improper touching may land you in hot water. (Baths I can handle.)

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Eat more bananas. Vitamin K is your friend.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Always try and beat your high score at MIND games.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Cheaters never win. Winners never admit to cheating.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Showing your tits is an acceptable form of currency and has value in our society.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Boundaries are important. It helps keep things real. Reality is for suckers.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

If you reach the age of 30 and have never had good sex, join a convent, or the priesthood.