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YEAR LONG DIARY THREAD

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1/9/2007 woke up too early again.

In 11 days I'm going to get cut open and have some strange man stick his hand in me.
 
9/2/07 6:45am

Her birthday. I wish I could be there to give her birthday hugs and kisses and spankins. 5 more days. Her man best be treating her like a princess.

Today I go with my friend to Kansas to pick up her new puppy. YAY!!!!!!! I love puppies. They're so wobbly. :lol:

Finally starting to get better after coughing and hacking up a lung for the past week. Nyquil gives me strange dreams. I'm ready to join the living again.
 
^^ eep. why will a strange man stick his hand in you, Rich?

Sept.2/07: tired. drove six hours round trip yesterday - visited friends who have bought a condo after living in a great old 1900s house across the street from me. I hate it - they've bought all new furniture to go with their modern dwelling-no garden, no Art Nouveau details, no quirky little rooms, no soul.
blech.
 
Hernia operation.

Although it might just be probes and instruments if its keyhole.

I'd still rather it was McCoy waving his buzzing pepperpot over me and everything gets fixed in about two seconds.
 
all the best with the operation, Rich!




(let's tell jokes when he comes back on line and make the stitches jump! bwahahaha )
 
9/07/07 - Haven't done an entry in ages.

Working. Also working. Planning on working 7 straight days next week.

Will now take bids for who gets to shoot me.
 
Sept.8/07:
since the cable company has dropped the English Premiere League, there'll be no footie this morning. bastards.
For $14.99, - taxes not included- more a month I can pay for the channel that will bring the games. Are there not ENOUGH goddamned channels of drek on the TV as it is? Why can't I trade the Golf channel for soccer? I'll even throw in Home Shopping for Impulse Buyers for free!

nfgrdtsaxq!

prolly should go the Y. meh. maybe I''have another latté and do a new nekkid mans sketch instead.
 
^ NAKED MEN NAKED MEN!!!

Sept 8: The line from 300 'TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL' is stuck in my head.
 
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