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Yet another WRX "Kill"

Captain Jack said:
Wrong. The Dodge Neon SRT was the fastest production car of that size/class. Sure, it was a piece of shit, but it was the fastest piece of shit. :y_grin:

I have seen fuckers take off from a cold start. You should see me take off from a cold start. ;)
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One look reveals the probable character of the beast, so let's just cut right to the quick. The Neon SRT-4 rips to 60 mph in 5.6 seconds, to 100 in 13.8, covers a quarter-mile in 14.2 seconds at 102 mph, and keeps on huffin' all the way to 153 mph.

It's equally clear that this particular Neon can run with bigger dogs. Subie's precocious Impreza WRX, for example, and even pricey sports sedans such as the Audi A4 and BMW 330i.
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But there it is: a sprint of 4.6 to 60 mph, 0.4-second faster than the Mitsubishi and a figure that's going to be hard to achieve in any car near the STi's $31,520 base price. Our 5-to-60-mph street-start sprint of 5.8 is a more realistic, less-abusive gauge of real-world acceleration. It's all accompanied by a tough-sounding midrange trill of an exhaust note.
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*jerks off to the picture and cums*
 
Lilith said:
No they didnt come out as STi's first because the WRX came out before the STi. Dipshit:razz:
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That's what I said cunt! The car first came out as the Subaru Impreza WRX. I know because I saw it. I am still dreaming about that experience. There was no such thing as an STi. Learn to read you daft cow! When it came out I thought 'oh wonderful but this must be another Honda Civic CRX Si wannabe. Imagine my suprise when I discovered the CRX was not fit to piss anywhere near the direction of the WRX?
 
Well, hey, I stand corrected. And I feel fine. I'd rather have it that way than the crappy SRT-4.

Love you new av, Lilith. Personally, I like the new styling of it more than the previous one. Looks like it is ready to take out some Evo's. :)
 
Lilith said:
So Paladin, do you like the new style for 06 or no?
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To be honest with you I prefer the older models. These new ones are becoming too indistinguishable, too 'rounded' if you will. Cars these days are looking more and more like fucking eggs.
 
Paladin said:
That's what I said cunt! The car first came out as the Subaru Impreza WRX. I know because I saw it. I am still dreaming about that experience. There was no such thing as an STi. Learn to read you daft cow! When it came out I thought 'oh wonderful but this must be another Honda Civic CRX Si wannabe. Imagine my suprise when I discovered the CRX was not fit to piss anywhere near the direction of the WRX?
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Learn to comprehend. ANd you are wrong. The Impreza did not come out as the WRX first. It came out as just the "Impreza", with another trim called the L. Then it progressed to the RS. THEN the WRX came to life.
 
Paladin said:
To be honest with you I prefer the older models. These new ones are becoming too indistinguishable, too 'rounded' if you will. Cars these days are looking more and more like fucking eggs.
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I agree that the older models are better looking. However, I still think it's pretty distinguishable, or maybe just to me.
 
Lilith said:
Learn to comprehend. ANd you are wrong. The Impreza did not come out as the WRX first. It came out as just the "Impreza", with another trim called the L. Then it progressed to the RS. THEN the WRX came to life.
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That's what I am talking about you dimweed! When it first came out as the Subaru Impreza WRX I jumped to the nearest Subaru dealership. I never said the Impreza WRX was the first to come out. That much is obvious because all car companies do this when a vehicle is successful. They come up with different versions of the same car. Duh? Now show me that incredible ass bitch!
 
This is the car I fell in love with as a tyke. When other guys were jerking off to their Playboys I was jerking off to this car. I even have a framed picture of it. I still remember talking non-stop with my girlfriend's brother about the Lamborghini Countach LP 500. We both saw one up close. I was naturally escorted out of the auto venue because I jerked off and came all over the Lamborghini.

Here's how it goes. Which do I choose?
1) Have hardcore bitchin' sex with Lilith non-stop for an entire year or
2) Drive from Toronto to Calgary in a Lamborghini Countach LP 500?

PFFT! NO CONTEST! GET OUT OF MY WATCH BITCH! YOU ARE BLOCKING THE CAR! CALGARY HERE I COME!

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Paladin said:
Clearly this guy is full of shit and a MORON to boot. He is bragging about racing a midget car that is perhaps the fastest car in its class on the road. You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about dipshit. Here we go:
There is not a 'stock' GTO that can take on a Subaru WRX therefore you are a lying piece of shit.
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(chuckle)

Don't bother trying to troll the troll, kid. I was bracket racing and street racing before your mother's brother was busy "making" you.
 
I can't tell you how many times I've been in my buddy's de-badged M5 and watched him blow the doors off some fool in an RX-8, STi, Mustang GT, even a 'Vette or two.

Looks like a regular 5-series, stings like a Viper.
 
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