Volpone
Zombie Hunter
You've seen the hot/crazy video on YouTube, right? Classic. OOH! Hold that thought.
One of the good things about working on an assembly line is that it gives you plenty of time to think. And I know what the right thing to do is: Stick t my guns and tell Dumbo he needs to be out by the end of April. Otherwise I'm just inconveniencing myself to solve a problem of his that he created. And I'm telling him that I'm a weak sucker and a pushover who will let him get away with shit. He knew he was on month-to-month rent and could be given 30 days notice. He was told the new rent an said he understood it. But then he "forgot." Forgot. And maybe I might believe he forgot. Except that I know that he lies to me all the time about things that are blatant. But we'll say I believe he forgot. Because he paid the rent on the 27th (at 10:40pm, making me either come over in the middle of the night or get up early in the morning). He had almost 40 hours to pay the balance by the first. I even sat up until midnight on the first to give him the benefit of the doubt. But he didn't pay the rent by the first. He didn't pay it the 2nd. He didn't pay the rent until 6:51am on the 4th. Because he was "too busy at work." So if I give him 2 more months I'm just telling him the rules don't matter and he can get away with whatever he wants.
While I was fixing my second cocktail of the evening, I remembered a similar incident, way back when I was a junior(?) in college. I was dating this girl. Professor's daughter. Crazy. She was on the verge of flunking out and her Dad had...put his foot down and said she couldn't move home? (It was a long time ago, I forget the exact details.) Well I decided to be the hero and let her stay with *me.* Big mistake. Dad was right. She was out of school and just lazing around. I started asking her about getting a job and she started making excuses. Eventually I moved her out of my bed and onto a cot I'd set up in my office (it was a 1 bedroom but I had it set up like a studio with a futon in the living room and used the bedroom as an office. It also had a formal dining room, but that's not relevant to the story--other than that I used it as a formal dining room). Anyhow...eventually the writing was on the wall and I wound up having to kick her out. Felt like a dick about it.
Funny thing is, years later, she tracked me down online and thanked me for kicking her out. Said it was just what she needed. Ultimately she joined the Air Force and made something of her life. Shit, I can't remember any of the details of this. Did she have any stuff? Did she just go live under a bridge? Did she trade blowjobs for a place to sleep like The Question? I have no idea. I'm a horrible, horrible person.
One of the good things about working on an assembly line is that it gives you plenty of time to think. And I know what the right thing to do is: Stick t my guns and tell Dumbo he needs to be out by the end of April. Otherwise I'm just inconveniencing myself to solve a problem of his that he created. And I'm telling him that I'm a weak sucker and a pushover who will let him get away with shit. He knew he was on month-to-month rent and could be given 30 days notice. He was told the new rent an said he understood it. But then he "forgot." Forgot. And maybe I might believe he forgot. Except that I know that he lies to me all the time about things that are blatant. But we'll say I believe he forgot. Because he paid the rent on the 27th (at 10:40pm, making me either come over in the middle of the night or get up early in the morning). He had almost 40 hours to pay the balance by the first. I even sat up until midnight on the first to give him the benefit of the doubt. But he didn't pay the rent by the first. He didn't pay it the 2nd. He didn't pay the rent until 6:51am on the 4th. Because he was "too busy at work." So if I give him 2 more months I'm just telling him the rules don't matter and he can get away with whatever he wants.
While I was fixing my second cocktail of the evening, I remembered a similar incident, way back when I was a junior(?) in college. I was dating this girl. Professor's daughter. Crazy. She was on the verge of flunking out and her Dad had...put his foot down and said she couldn't move home? (It was a long time ago, I forget the exact details.) Well I decided to be the hero and let her stay with *me.* Big mistake. Dad was right. She was out of school and just lazing around. I started asking her about getting a job and she started making excuses. Eventually I moved her out of my bed and onto a cot I'd set up in my office (it was a 1 bedroom but I had it set up like a studio with a futon in the living room and used the bedroom as an office. It also had a formal dining room, but that's not relevant to the story--other than that I used it as a formal dining room). Anyhow...eventually the writing was on the wall and I wound up having to kick her out. Felt like a dick about it.
Funny thing is, years later, she tracked me down online and thanked me for kicking her out. Said it was just what she needed. Ultimately she joined the Air Force and made something of her life. Shit, I can't remember any of the details of this. Did she have any stuff? Did she just go live under a bridge? Did she trade blowjobs for a place to sleep like The Question? I have no idea. I'm a horrible, horrible person.