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I still pop onto The Other Place if I feel like I have something that I can get an easy rise out of people. So I had to go over there to mention buying what I hope will be my retirement rental. I was, of course, (once the 'tard rage passed) offered plenty of advice on how to be a good landlord. Apparently I shouldn't be cheap or renters won't take care of the place. I couldn't resist coming back to say that renters actually don't want nice stuff and, furthermore, if you give them nice stuff, they'll just wreck it.
While it was a trollish way of saying it, I'm sad to say there is a lot of truth to it. To recap, I screwed around too long before starting to buy rentals so anything that I wanted to own was too expensive. So I bought a neglected place that was in an estate that wasn't a good rental or starter home, moved there, and rented out MY house. Yeah, it's only a 2BR, but the way the market is these days, a 2BR commands the kind of rent a 3BR did a few years ago. I have accent walls in most of the rooms and the kitchen is a kind of harvest gold to play up the retro vibe of the 1950s pine cabinets and hardware and vintage blue linoleum. It took awhile to rent. The feedback from my property manager was "What's with all the crazy colors!?" 95% of renters wanted everything to be beige, because I guess a midnight blue paneled wall in the living room (with a white brick gas fireplace) was too wild and "out there" for most renters.
On a related note, I've put stainless appliances into all my places. When I rented out my old home, I pulled the fridge because it was a bit small (16-ish SF because I didn't know about buying appliances when I got it) and replaced it with a brand new larger one. Now my stainless fridge is...6 years old. It looks nicer than a fridge that has been in a rental house for a year. The first house, there was a big dent in the freezer door so I had to order a new door to replace that. The other place, the door is all scratched up. I don't even know how that happens. How do renters wreck things so fast?!
And yeah. The reason landlords paint everything beige (or at least they used to before greige became the rage--I think even that is played out now) is because renters WANT it. And it hides dirt and nicotine staining well. The reason landlords buy cheap shitty stuff is because they're going to have to throw it away and buy new when the renter moves out. Might as well throw out something cheap and buy something else cheap instead of buying something nice that should last a lifetime--and wind up throwing it out in a few years.
This is something I'm fighting with on the current place. There are lots of little things that bother me and I'd like to "fix." But I know renters won't even notice them and won't give a fuck because they'd rather have practical over nice every time. No, nothing lines up neatly in the master 1/2 bath, but no one but me will notice so it isn't worth the effort to move things and they'd rather have the storage of the off-center medicine cabinet than a slick looking mirror that is centered over the sink (the medicine cabinet is recessed in the wall so I think it is constrained by where the studs are--and the sink has to be where it is because it is such a small bathroom).
While it was a trollish way of saying it, I'm sad to say there is a lot of truth to it. To recap, I screwed around too long before starting to buy rentals so anything that I wanted to own was too expensive. So I bought a neglected place that was in an estate that wasn't a good rental or starter home, moved there, and rented out MY house. Yeah, it's only a 2BR, but the way the market is these days, a 2BR commands the kind of rent a 3BR did a few years ago. I have accent walls in most of the rooms and the kitchen is a kind of harvest gold to play up the retro vibe of the 1950s pine cabinets and hardware and vintage blue linoleum. It took awhile to rent. The feedback from my property manager was "What's with all the crazy colors!?" 95% of renters wanted everything to be beige, because I guess a midnight blue paneled wall in the living room (with a white brick gas fireplace) was too wild and "out there" for most renters.
On a related note, I've put stainless appliances into all my places. When I rented out my old home, I pulled the fridge because it was a bit small (16-ish SF because I didn't know about buying appliances when I got it) and replaced it with a brand new larger one. Now my stainless fridge is...6 years old. It looks nicer than a fridge that has been in a rental house for a year. The first house, there was a big dent in the freezer door so I had to order a new door to replace that. The other place, the door is all scratched up. I don't even know how that happens. How do renters wreck things so fast?!
And yeah. The reason landlords paint everything beige (or at least they used to before greige became the rage--I think even that is played out now) is because renters WANT it. And it hides dirt and nicotine staining well. The reason landlords buy cheap shitty stuff is because they're going to have to throw it away and buy new when the renter moves out. Might as well throw out something cheap and buy something else cheap instead of buying something nice that should last a lifetime--and wind up throwing it out in a few years.
This is something I'm fighting with on the current place. There are lots of little things that bother me and I'd like to "fix." But I know renters won't even notice them and won't give a fuck because they'd rather have practical over nice every time. No, nothing lines up neatly in the master 1/2 bath, but no one but me will notice so it isn't worth the effort to move things and they'd rather have the storage of the off-center medicine cabinet than a slick looking mirror that is centered over the sink (the medicine cabinet is recessed in the wall so I think it is constrained by where the studs are--and the sink has to be where it is because it is such a small bathroom).