Not an eater of fish, a'tall.
Oh -- new Purchasing Decision. Won't know for between 1-2 weeks whether it was a good one or not.
See, with the Feds cracking down on vaping (and, seemingly, all other forms of Tobacco Harm Reduction -- they
want sick and dying smokers, not ex-smokers; rather, the pharmaceutical industry does.) -- people will shortly no longer be able to buy vapor products online.
Which is fantastic news for parents. Now your kid won't be buying a JUUL and vaping. No, now, instead, your kid will be getting hooked on traditional cigarettes, just like grammaw 'n' grampaw did. And dying early, and horribly, of COPD or lung cancer. Just like grammaw 'n' grampaw did. You fucking morons.
Anyway, I digress. Frequently.
Ordered a new "cigarette" while it's still possible to do so.
Ordered this one:
(Actually, the version of that that I ordered comes with a black frame and rosewood grips, but I couldn't find a good pic of that exact model.)
Don't worry -- Volpone will be here shortly to tell us all that that thing looks like a dick. He's guessing, of course; he's never seen a dick. 'Cause he hasn't got one.
But, not to be caught with m' drawers low, I also ordered a stack of The Next Thing After Vaping Even If The Nannies Get Their Way:
Yup, nasal snuff is the way to go if the Adolf Poppins set have their way.