Bad Purchasing Decision

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Eternal
What was this thread about again?

Yo mammy.

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How do we know it's yo mammy? 'Cause bitch looks like a coconut that got stepped on and squashed halfway through fuckin' an easter egg with a manhole cover.
 

jack

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What a great thread.
 

jack

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Probably the biggest self own of 2021. Leave to the porch monkey to fuck HIMSELF in the neck, deeply and repeatedly.
 

The Question

Eternal
New cigarette showed up today:

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Not only is it a good looking piece of hardware, the thing makes 6mg e-liquid hit like a fucking beezt. To explain, briefly:

There are some standard nicotine strength levels for nicotine freebase e-liquid:

0 (zero) mg, 3mg, 6mg, 12mg are the usual range. You can still sometimes (but not often anymore) find 18mg and even 24mg.

Then you get into nicotine salt e-liquid, where typical nicotine strengths are 35mg and 50mg. You absolutely Should Not Ever use e-liquid with nicotine strengths that high in sub-ohm atomizers, because if you do, you will make yourself sick. Salt nic is for use in feeble little pod systems like the JUUL and such, systems that can't pump all that much electricity into their atomizers.

All that is context for explaining that the mod you see in the picture is powerful enough to make 6mg freebase nicotine e-liquid hit as hard as 50mg salt nic e-liquid. Which is impressive.
 

jack

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I'd love to use that for THC basing.
 

The Question

Eternal
Wouldn't work for that. The atomizer coils used for nicotine e-liquid won't handle wax. I reviewed something just for that, though, pretty recently:

Here you go:

 

jack

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Yo mammy.

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How do we know it's yo mammy? 'Cause bitch looks like a coconut that got stepped on and squashed halfway through fuckin' an easter egg with a manhole cover.

Now I can't sleep at night with this image burning in my head.
 

The Question

Eternal
Nature: HAHAHA! I made you look so fucked up!
LaQuaLaQuaLaQuaLaQuaLaQua: Hold my pig guts! (Actually, that's the translation; what actually came out of her "mouf" was: UGGA UGGA BOO UGGA BOO BOO UGGA!)
 

jack

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That's kinda catchy.
 

The Question

Eternal
Good purchasing decisions:

Duke Cannon "Hot Shave Gel"
Merkur Futur safety razor
Duke Cannon "Cooling After Shave Balm"
Cremo beard oil

Yeah, I'm reaching now. Stuff I've had and been using for a while. But I figured since I hadn't mentioned it yet, and it's good shit, I'd use it to stomp CeeSteveFoot's thread down one ranking. :)
 

The Question

Eternal
Black cherry bourbon coffee and Samuel Gawith Raspberry snuff go really well together.

That is all.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Did you stick a Skoal Bandit in your butt yet? For Science?
 

The Question

Eternal
I don't use that shit. American dip/chew/whatever is fucking gross. So I'm guessing it's totally up your alley.
 

jack

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Maybe he wants to video you doing it? Either way how perverse. Snuff enemas?

Maybe it's a new porn genre?
 

The Question

Eternal
Just say no to snenemas.
 

The Question

Eternal
Also, British and Euro snuff isn't the same as American snuff, in case that wasn't already known. The American shit goes in your mouth and causes you to spit, which is fucking gross. The English and Euro stuff goes up your nose. Which, when you're a n00b with it, makes your nose run like a snot river, which is also fucking gross.

Difference is, there's no acclimation period after which American chew / dip / snuff doesn't still make you spit streams of diarrhea as if you've been eating shit pie. The nasal snuff snot-ups do eventually subside. Another difference: nasal snuff is made with quality tobacco. The American shit -- both cigarettes and oral tobacco products -- is literally either chemically processed (in the case of cigarettes) or fermented (in the case of oral products) floor sweepings.

Just like with the carbonated bilge water Americans are sold as "domestic beer", American tobacco manufacturers sell their customer base severely substandard trash in order to maximize their profit margins. That's understandable; what isn't understandable is that there's a contingent of loaf heads who actually seem to like being ripped off like that.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
I think you need to put it in your butt. If you almost die you can sue them for not having a warning on the label not to put it in your butt.

But first check the label to make sure there's not a warning not to put it in your butt.
 

The Question

Eternal
No. First of all, no. Also, no. Furthermore, no. Lastly -- perhaps you're sensing a pattern? -- no.
 
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The Question

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McChrystal's Sunblast is fucking delicious. That is all.
 

jack

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I love my white widow with my first glass of wine.4
 
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