COVID-19 check in thread

[Chuckles51]

I finally got mine the other day, I’m just going to keep it in savings in case the state finds they can’t pay is for a while.

 

[Loktar]

I finally got mine the other day, I’m just going to keep it in savings in case the state finds they can’t pay is for a while.

I work for the state and I'm getting paid to sit on my ass and do nothing . It's free money for me.

 

[Dr Dave]

Nice.

 

[Dr Dave]

As of Wednesday they will be requiring masks on public transit here.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

Up the bum?

 

[Loktar]

Got my stimulus check today and it's already been spent. My new bed, socks,underwear and laptop should be arriving in the next week or two.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Brilliance.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Still breathing. I've had a week off from "working from home" so I decided to go camping for a few days at a friend's property and help them chop up some dead/fallen trees to be used as firewood later. I'm some kind of sore now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Brilliance part 2...

 

[Cassie]

New Kenneth Copeland remix.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Who could it be oh I don't know... could it be... SATAN??!

 

[Dr Dave]

I managed to go to the store this morning and not have it be a total clusterfuck.

 

[whisky]

I didn't, while shopping in aldi where you are only allowed in one at a time, and supposed to stay two meters apart, three people are stood near the frozen food having a long conversation with each other, meaning everyone has to walk through them all to shop, and the best of it is, they were talking about people not taking the virus seriously.

 

[Dr Dave]

Naturally.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[whisky]

He should have one in each hand, John Woo style.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

With doves taking flight.

 

[Chuckles51]

I went to Walmart Friday for the first time in two months.

 

[whisky]

Some wanker deliberately coughed on me when the car was stopped at a light and he was on the pavement, presumably upset that we didn't let him cross. Jokes on him, I've already had it.