I can't take this rural midwest shit.

[Volpone]

You guys are confused. The white supremacists are the Illuminati puppet-masters, forcing people to riot. They aren't the actual rioters. But their intolerant behavior leaves the peaceful protestors no choice but to burn down a Gap store and loot sneakers. Then the evil capitalist pig-dog fascist cops throw the peaceful protestors in jail so the noble Democrats have to bail them out. It's simple, really. You just can't see it because of your White Privilege, you Racists.

 

[The Question]

 

[Anna]

We can fucking handle that given the trade off: little to no cupcakeers, nicer area, saner people, little to no cupcakeers, etc.

Did I mention little to no cupcakeers? Both of us are tired of dealing with them, her in her professional capacity and me in general.

Explain.

 

[Anna]

I always just pull off my shades and give them the crazy eyes. That usually does the trick. cupcakeers are quietly terrified of crazy white people.

Keep telling yourself that

 

[Starship Coyote]

Explain.

I'm not Doctor Doolittle. I don't talk to animals.

 

[Anna]

I'm not Doctor Doolittle. I don't talk to animals.

Such wow, much bigotry

 

[Starship Coyote]

Someone's livestock has gotten loose.

 

[The Question]

 

[Anna]

Kitchen jokes for a woman! I think those were funny in the 1960s for a week!

 

[The Question]

Kitchen jokes for a woman! I think those were funny in the 1960s for a week!