Star Trek: Picard

[Cassie]

Riker is a pitbull!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Did he steal his outfit from Mal Reynolds?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Why does Picard have a Vulcan dog?

 

[The Question]

And at one point, he goes, "I know Kung-Fu" and Guinan is all, "Show me." (Yes, Whoopi Goldberg does look like Laurence Fishburne. Not because they're both black, you racists. Because she look-a like-a man, okay, I tell you every TING.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why did people start calling dogs "doggos"?

 

[Dr Dave]

Because people are idiots.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Picard should read Shakespeare to his dog.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ro Laren should show up, still a fugitive, to hide out at his place and help pick grapes.

Star Trek: Picard — Ranking the 25 Most Likely Next Gen Cameos

(actually this article is annoying because it can't decide if it's joking or not from rank to rank)

 

[Dr Dave]

Picard should read Shakespeare to his dog.

In the orginal Klingon?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ro Laren should show up, still a fugitive, to hide out at his place and help pick grapes.

Star Trek: Picard — Ranking the 25 Most Likely Next Gen Cameos

(actually this article is annoying because it can't decide if it's joking or not from rank to rank)

Yeah it looks like they're just showing off their nerd knowledge (though I agree that Riker is most likely barring a horrible transporter/dog mix-up.)

 

[whisky]

Somewhere the titan is being run by a dog in Rikers body.

 

[Dr Dave]

And he still sits in a chair weirdly!

 

[Volpone]

I bet Dog Riker wouldn't be outwitted by Space Retards and nearly lose Geordi.

 

[whisky]

But the titan will chase a lot more squirrels.

 

[Volpone]

Meanwhile Riker Dog spends most of the day licking his balls.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE CAPTAIN PICARD DAY BANNER IS BACK!!

Oh and Data and Seven of Nine.

 

[Cassie]

That looks great!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I’m very pleasantly surprised by how faithful it is to the universe we know. Stylistically there’s still some of the neon lights and whatnot of Discovery, but generally it looks pretty good.

Data and Seven are a nice surprise!

I thought the mysterious woman might be a somehow revived Lal, but someone in the comments thinks it’s the Borg Queen (or a potential).