I don't want to be too negative because I know some people enjoyed it and I don't want them to think I'm saying they're stupid for liking it because I hate it when people do that about things I like. But also this movie wasn't very good.
When it was revealed that Palpatine was returning I thought "well that doesn't make sense but at least Ian McDiarmid will be entertaining." Sadly he never really go the chance to nr. He just repeated lines that have become memes from ROTS (a better movie than this by the way) while being lifted up and down on the Borg Queen's harness. Then Rey killed him in a bit that really felt like the "I am Iron Man" moment in Endgame but without the eleven years of careful planning that made that moment work. And since he's already shown he can come back to life through vague means, what does it matter that she killed him?
It's funny how this, the third movie in a trilogy, managed to have an even worse "family reveal" scene than the most derided moment in Return of the Jedi (the "certain point of view" scene where they had to make sense of Leia being Luke's sister despite them nearly shagging in the previous two movies.) It's so obvious Rey being a Palpatine (and lol at the idea of Palpatine....having a girlfriend?) was just plucked out the air for this movie. If Rey's story all along is supposed to have been that she's drawn to the dark side because of her lineage, why were there so few scenes of her being tempted by the dark side in all three films? Even here when she used force lightning to "kill" Chewie she was disgusted by the power rather than enjoying it and being all "hey maybe being evil would be cool!"
Could anyone follow the logic of the fetch quest that made up about half the movie? Who made that fucking knife? Rey's parents, I guess? They...could speak Sith?
When all the spaceships showed up at the end (Lando: "On your left.") I thought at least we might get a decent space battle. And then...none of them really did anything, the Star Destroyers just sat there instead of using their planet killing weapons and it just continued to be X-Wings shooting stuff.
They sacrificed Hux to make Richard E. Grant's character scarier...then he didn't do anything.
I really don't like this thing where people can pass objects through the force but maybe that's just me being STUCK IN MY WAYS.
Leia sure liked standing at that one angle all the time! (I know why.)
To be positive(!): Daisy Ridley was good and Adam Driver was fun when he turned into Ben at the end. Shame he didn't actually get to talk as Ben. The lightsaber fight on the Death Star was kind of good and Leia's death was probably done as well as it could be (though if the idea was that Rey killed her by stabbing Ben when Leia was in his mind, shouldn't Rey have been more upset about it and blaming herself?) Babu Frik was cute in a "not as cute as Baby Yoda" kind of way. Wedge lol.