Twin Peaks (2017)

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

BTW, everyone knows the bearded weirdo out in the forest whose foot is not his own, is Sully from commando right?

You know, I should have picked up on that years ago but never did. Wow.

 

[Starship Coyote]

He was also T-Bird from The Crow.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's only eight episodes left, so it's hard not to think "did that scene where nothing really happened have to last so long?" Having said that I did find the scene with the casino girl being sent to get the insurance man and taking ages to do so very funny. For some reason!

It was nice that Albert went on a date.

The murdered woman's oven was left on and there was a lit candle in her caravan but we didn't get an explosion? Is that a metaphor for how viewers just want explosions these days?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Welp, Scooby done got silenced finally.

 

[whisky]

Did Bobby's girl leave him for someone that looks just like him?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was a good episode. It felt eventful!

Candie is stealthily the best new character?

Shelly's boyfriend is the drug dealing magician guy, right? That won't end well.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Shelly's boyfriend is the drug dealing magician guy, right? That won't end well.

Yes. Seems like she hasn't learned much along the way.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And Dougie keeps almost falling into the abyss but then stumbles into good luck.

"Damn fine piece of pie." IT'S COMING.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did the evil magician cause the time jump that only Shelly seemed to notice in the "has anyone seen Bing"? scene? THAT'S MY NEW QUESTION.

I can't stop reading threads on this board: http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/discuss/twin-peaks-part-11/

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Welp, Scooby done got silenced finally.

Oh, Shaggy not Scooby. Don't post while exhausted.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Wait, that was the guy who played Shaggy, wasn't it?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yup it was the Shagster. He's even been doing the voice of Shaggy for any new animated shows/movies that have come up ever since.

But to me he will forever be Chip from Serial Mom.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

ZOINKS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He didn't even get to marry Sarah Michelle Gellar like Fred did.

 

[whisky]

Well that was my least favourite episode so far.

From the annoying french woman who took ten minutes just to get out, to the scene that was repeated from a previous episode (the gold shovel), to the conversation between the tired midget and Audrey, it all just seemed like an exercise in testing the patience of the audience.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Still, Grace Zabriskie tho.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, I thought last week's was great and this one seemed to go the opposite way and double down on the "really long scenes where not much happens.". I know people say "well Lynch is just TROLLING THE AUDIENCE" but really why would he do that. I did find the French lady scene pretty funny though (then it kept going on even after she'd left.) I think only the recording of the shovel doctor's advert was a repeat and the rest was "new" but we had a scene a few weeks ago that was exactly the same, right down to the shots of Nadine watching him lovingly.

The Sarah Palmer scene was definitely the best part.

It was funny how they put in a pointless five second scene of Dougie just so that Kyle Maclachlan could be in every episode.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe this episode was around the time they got the go-ahead to make more episodes, and they had to slap this one together as filler before the new scripts were ready. Or something something HOLLYWOOD!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Nah, production didn't even start before they had the full order. It went "they give Lynch 9 episodes" -> "Lynch walks" -> "they give him 18" -> "production"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wrestling has peaked.