What's the difference between Chuckie and a Pizza?

[The Question]

Maybe invest in a camera and start a YouTube channel? It usually starts slow but some of those guys are making millions just uploading videos.

I'm not remotely pretty-boy enough for that. And let's be real, you do need to be at least a little photogenic/videogenic to be on camera. Now if it was audio-only, that might be a thing. But there I'm still in something of a Catch-22: this computer is shit, which means I need a better computer. Which means I need $. To get make the money for a better computer, I'd need... a better computer.

Which is why if the stimulus $1.2K does show up, $467 of that is immediately going to pay off a Paypal Working Capital loan. 3 days after that's paid off, I'll secure another $1K PWC loan, putting me at about $1.7K. Thence the better computer, and yeah, maybe a YouTube channel using some kind of screencasting software to show what I'm commenting on but leave my ugly face out of the equation.

For now, though, the diet consists of a sack lunch per weekday and a feast of nothin' on weekends.

 

[The Question]

Also:

What's the difference between Blackfoot and a toilet brush?

A toilet brush cleans up shit residue.

 

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Hear about the new Blackfoot Barbie?

Comes with 12 kids, a welfare check and soup fixins!

 

[The Question]

I've smelled those on the shelves.

 

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What do you call Blackfoot drinking out of the toilet?

Pushing his luck.

 

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Why was Blackfoot at KMart recently?

He heard boys pants were half off!

 

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Why didn't Blackfoot vote for Jesse Jackson?

He promised him jobs.

 

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How is Blackfoot like a broken gun?

It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

 

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What do you call Charles J Wilson and his two duals hanging from a tree?

Wind chimes

 

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Why do flies have wings?

So they can stay away from Blackfoot.

 

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Why doesn't Blackfoot have a checkbook?

Too hard to spray paint his signature on such a small piece of paper

 

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What's the only time you smile and wink at Blackfoot?

Through the scope of a rifle

 

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What does Blackfoot think of when he thinks of a "perfect 10"?

Two five year olds, of course!

 

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Why Did Blackfoot shop at Kmart?

He heard boys pants were half off!

 

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What do you call Blackfoot and 10 of his friends in a steam room?

1) Nothing. Blackfoot doesn't have 10 friends.

2) Gorillas in the Mist

 

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What's Blackfoot's favorite anti-perspirant?

Unemployment!

 

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What would Blackfoot name his Mexican restaurant?

Nacho Daddy!

 

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Blackfoot finds a lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out and offers to grant him a wish. He told her he wanted to wake up every morning for the rest of his life with 3 women in bed with him. The next day he woke up in bed with Hillary Clinton, Lorena Bobbitt, and Tonya Harding. His dick was gone, his leg was broken, and he didn't have any health insurance.

 

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What's the difference between Blackfoot (and his two fake duals) and dog shit?

Dog shit gets white when it gets old and stops stinking.

 

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Why was golf invented?

So white people get to dress like Blackfoot.