What's the difference between Chuckie and a Pizza?

[jack]

Blackfoot put some flour on his face and when his mother came home he said, "Look Momma, I is a White boy!" She slapped him and sent him to his room. When his father came home he came running out and said, "Look Daddy, I is a White boy!" His father slapped him and sent him to his room. Finally the boy's grandmother came home and the boy thought for sure that she wouldn't be so mean, so he ran out and said, "Hey, I is a White boy!" When his grandmother also slapped his face, the boy shouted, "I has only been White for 15 minutes and I already hate you damn cupcakeers!"

 

[The Question]

A cupcakeer, muslim, and a white guy at a construction site. They find something shiny in the dirt. When they wipe it off, a genie pops out and offers them each one wish.

cupcakeer: I want my own country so my brothers and sisters can live in peace.

Muslim: I want my own country so my brothers and sisters can live in peace.

White Guy: Let me get this straight. The cupcakeers are going to live in their own country and the muslims are going to live in their own country?

Genie: That's right!

White guy: Fuck it. I'll take a diet coke.

 

[The Question]

The F.B.I. sends an agent to South Africa to learn how the police there stop riots. The South African Police General takes him to a township disturbance where the police fire tear gas grenades at the niger mob. The mob runs away a few blocks, regroups, and comes rushing back at the police. Then the cops open up on them with powerful fire hoses, sending the rioters spinning down the street like soccer balls. They regroup and come charging back again, only to be met with squads of German Shepherd attack dogs. They bite those cupcakeers so full of holes that they run like hell and don't come back. "Very impressive," says the F.B.I. agent, "But let me ask you; since the dogs were so effective, why not just use them first?" "Ah, you don't understand," said the Police general, "The cupcakeers down here smell so bad, first we have to fumigate them and rinse them off before our dogs will touch them."

 

[jack]

What do you call BLACKPOOPER and his brother in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet!

 

[Charlemagne]

What's the difference between Blackfoot and a steaming pile of shit?

The shit was once food, and therefore, was once useful.

 

[jack]

What's blue and hangs in your yard?

Why Blackfoot of course, and I can paint him any color I like.

 

[The Question]

One ripped from today's headlines:

At a small community college in the south, graffiti with sayings like, "cupcakeers get out!" and "Die, cupcakeers, die!" shows up on the wall outside a dormitory where the black students live. After a lengthy investigation, it is discovered that the culprit is none other than the best performing black student from that very dormitory.

A reporter from a conservative news outlet asks for a statement from the president of the community college; he says, "Sir, what do you have to say about this hate crime hoax?"

"Oh, it's no hoax." the president of the college assures the reporter.

"But," the reporter objects, "you now know that those vile racist slogans were tagged there by a black student! How can you say it isn't a hoax?"

"Simple, son," the president of the college replies, "once you get some learning into him, even a black man hates cupcakeers!"

 

[The Question]

Q. What's black and white and hasn't put in a single appearance in "tha hood" in the last 50 years?

A. A marriage license.

 

[jack]

Blackfoot finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. When he sees Blackfoot he says, "Oh, shit. What do you want?" Blackfoot says, "I want a bridge from America to Africa made out of pure gold." The genie says, "Are you fucking crazy? You know how much gold that would take? That is impossible. Pick something else." So Blackfoot says, "OK, I want all the little cupcakeer children to be just as smart and good looking as the White children." The genie says, "OK, so that bridge, you want it to be 2 lanes or 4 lanes?"

 

[jack]

Did you hear Blackfoot was spotted at WalMart this weekend?

He heard boys pants were half off!

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

Why does Blackfoot wear designer clothes, talk on expensive smart phones, drive luxury automobiles, but live in the ghetto?

Because it's hard to steal a house.

 

[jack]

Blackfoot walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."

Blackfoot said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

 

[jack]

Did you hear Blackfoot opened a Mexican restaurant?

It's called Nacho Baby Daddy!

 

[jack]

Hear about the new perfume for Blackfoot's bitch ho?

It's called "Eau de doo dah day."

 

[jack]

What's the first thing Blackfoot learned in driving school?

How to unlock a car with a coat hanger.

 

[jack]

How is Blackfoot like a broken gun?

It doesn't work and you can't fire it!

 

[jack]

Why would a shark never eat Blackfoot?

He would think it was whale shit.

 

[jack]

You know why I like hitting Blackfoot in the leg with a pipe?

It's fun to watch his knee grow!

 

[jack]

What happens if you see Blackfoot with half a head?

Stop laughing and reload.