What's the difference between Chuckie and a Pizza?

[MODMAN]

I would consider selling, but only if price moves below the 200EMA.

Hang in there - darkest before the dawn.

 

[Yahooee]

WTF does this even mean??

 

[jack]

Why do police dogs lick their balls?

To get the taste of Blackfoot out of their mouths.

 

[jack]

Blackfoot's an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker."

The boss says, "What's that?"

Blackfoot says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."

The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me."

They go to the table where she's lying, Blackfoot flips back the sheet, points, and says,"See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."

The boss takes a closer look and says, "You twat, that's not a piece of shrimp. That's her clit."

Blackfoot says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp."

 

[jack]

How far can Blackfoot run?

Til the chain tightens!

 

[jack]

If Blackfoot was drowning, what would you throw him?

The rest of his family.

 

[jack]

How do you stop Blackfoot from hanging around your front yard?

Hang him in the back

 

[The Question]

Ever hear the one about the spook doomsday prophet?

Some say that was the benigging of the end...

 

[jack]

How do you babysit Blackfoot?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."

 

[jack]

LOL (don't lurk it Wilson if you don't want me to bump it. Don't think you're invisible lurking, because you aren't)

 

[jack]

Why does Wilson's mom wear high heels?

So her knuckles won't drag!

 

[jack]

What are three things you can't give Wilson?

A black eye, a fat lip and an education.

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

What's the difference between Wilson and acne?

One waits until you're 13 to come on your face.

 

[jack]

What's darker than Wilson?

His future.

 

[jack]

Why does Wilson cry during sex?

Probably from the mace!

 

[jack]

What does Wilson get for Christmas?

Your bike!

 

[jack]

Why does Wilson's car have one of those tiny steering wheels?

So he can drive handcuffed!

 

[jack]

Why doesn't Wilson ever take aspirin when he has a headache?

He won't pick the cotton out of the jar.

 

[Charlemagne]

I heard that Blackfoot was just legally re-classified as public property. Makes sense, as he's thoroughly owned by literally everyone.