What's the difference between Chuckie and a Pizza?
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What happens when Chuckie's ex gets an abortion?
CrimeStoppers sends her a check for $500.
CrimeStoppers sends her a check for $500.
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What does Chuckie give his bastard kids to play with instead of Play-Doh?
Fresh dog shit.
Fresh dog shit.
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Chuckie invented a Chap-Stick just for people like him.
It comes in a spray can!
It comes in a spray can!
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What do you get when you cross CeeJay with a gorilla?
A dumber gorilla.
A dumber gorilla.
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What happens if you shoot CeeJay riding a bike?
You get your bike back!
You get your bike back!
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CeeJay is visiting china when he sees a couple go up to a fountain and throw in a coin.
It echos "ching chang ching".
He asks them why they did this and they said, "the echo shows your heritage!"
So CeeJay threw in a coin and the sound came back... "chim pan zee".
It echos "ching chang ching".
He asks them why they did this and they said, "the echo shows your heritage!"
So CeeJay threw in a coin and the sound came back... "chim pan zee".
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When God made CeeJay he said "Fuck! I burnt another one!"
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What's long and hard on CeeJay?
First Grade!
First Grade!
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If I had a dollar for every joke I ever told about CeeJay he'd try and rob me.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make CeeJay run faster!
They both make CeeJay run faster!
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Given the title of this thread (CeeJay is a black jew, in case you weren't aware) where would he go?
To the back of the oven of course.
To the back of the oven of course.
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CeeJay manages to pick up a guy at a nightclub and takes him home.
The guy says "Show me it's true what they say about black men"
So CeeJay stabs him and takes his wallet.
The guy says "Show me it's true what they say about black men"
So CeeJay stabs him and takes his wallet.
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Why did the white guy go to CeeJay's yard sale?
To get his stuff back!
To get his stuff back!
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I failed my biology test today.
One of the questions was, "what is commonly found in cells"?
I guess "CeeJay Wilson" was the wrong answer.
One of the questions was, "what is commonly found in cells"?
I guess "CeeJay Wilson" was the wrong answer.
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Why doesn't CeeJay pay rent?
Jail is free
Jail is free
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What's the difference between CeeJay and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family.
Don't forget to tip your waiter...I'm here til Thursday.
A park bench can support a family.
Don't forget to tip your waiter...I'm here til Thursday.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees CeeJay bartending.
He says, "Yo cupcakeer, get me a beer"
CeeJay says, "That's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says "Let's switch places and see".
So they switch places.
CeeJay says, "Yo cracka, get me a beer"
The white guy says, "We don't serve cupcakeers here".
He says, "Yo cupcakeer, get me a beer"
CeeJay says, "That's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says "Let's switch places and see".
So they switch places.
CeeJay says, "Yo cracka, get me a beer"
The white guy says, "We don't serve cupcakeers here".