So I was rummaging through my contact list and decided to text a friend of mine I probably haven't talked to in nearly a decade, so naturally I opened the conversation with "ARE YOU ALIVE?"
Immediate response was "Yep. Who is this?" So I told them who I was and it was like "I don't know you." And I responded are you not ***? The answer was no.
So, I guess that guy got a new phone number and I was rather politely told to delete that from my list.