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Dear Laker_Girl

Why did you stop calling me? Especially after you suffered the near fatal penis accident, and I offered you a fist to cry on.
 
It's real, we're married. Going house hunting this weekend and always working on a baby. I can't wait to post a sonogram picture of the first TK made baby!!
 
Laker_Girl said:
It's real, we're married. Going house hunting this weekend and always working on a baby. I can't wait to post a sonogram picture of the first TK made baby!!
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Oh yeah? Where is his real wife and tub of crisco...er...baby?

And your firefighter fiance?

You can't lie to me Laura!
 
Imperium said:
Oh yeah? Where is his real wife and tub of crisco...er...baby?
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She had to go, she's a heartless bitch, he needed a real woman.

His son is 5 and 46lbs soaking wet. We have custody and I am an awesome mom.

And your firefighter fiance?
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The firefighter and I were never engaged. He was a boy toy and we're still friends.

You can't lie to me Laura!
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Sure I can! But I don't. Lucky you.
 
Bodybag said:
Ew, I'm surprised your uterus doesn't look like a crusty sweat sock at this point in your life. Are you straight up trying to make Kuato?
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Funny you should mention the condition of my uterus. I had my best friend's husband (who is a sonogram technician) do a little scanny, scan of my goods and aside from my uterus being slightly tilted, it's looking healthy and ready for implantation. WORD! I think I need to wake up the ovaries though, been on the pill for 15 years.
 
Laker_Girl said:
She had to go, she's a heartless bitch, he needed a real woman.

His son is 5 and 46lbs soaking wet. We have custody and I am an awesome mom.
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Pics of the wedding or it didn't happen. And it would be next to impossible for you to have custody. Quick, make up a lie! You lying liar.
 
Laker_Girl said:
It's real, we're married. Going house hunting this weekend and always working on a baby. I can't wait to post a sonogram picture of the first TK made baby!!
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Imperium said:
Pics of the wedding or it didn't happen. And it would be next to impossible for you to have custody. Quick, make up a lie! You lying liar.
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Not, if mom had a criminal record of a somewhat serious nature. Things aren't what they once were where mom could be anything up to axe murder and still get the kids.
 
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