Dear Laker_Girl

[Imperium]

Are you single? I am. Let's hook up.

 

[Gagh]

Why did you stop calling me? Especially after you suffered the near fatal penis accident, and I offered you a fist to cry on.

 

[Laker_Girl]

You tag? Really?

 

[Gagh]

^Uh, not this time.

 

[Imperium]

I find this thread disturbing.

 

[Rafterman]

I'm disturbed that Laker Girl married BDM, but that's another story.

 

[Imperium]

Rafterman, stop spreading lies.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I'm disturbed that Laker Girl married BDM, but that's another story.

I'm still leery that the whole thing's a troll.

That's what this place has done to me.

 

[Laker_Girl]

It's real, we're married. Going house hunting this weekend and always working on a baby. I can't wait to post a sonogram picture of the first TK made baby!!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Excuse me...I have to go kill everything.

brb

 

[Imperium]

It's real, we're married. Going house hunting this weekend and always working on a baby. I can't wait to post a sonogram picture of the first TK made baby!!

Oh yeah? Where is his real wife and tub of crisco...er...baby?

And your firefighter fiance?

You can't lie to me Laura!

 

[Bodybag]

I can't wait to post a sonogram picture of the first TK made baby!!

Ew, I'm surprised your uterus doesn't look like a crusty sweat sock at this point in your life. Are you straight up trying to make Kuato?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Oh yeah? Where is his real wife and tub of crisco...er...baby?

She had to go, she's a heartless bitch, he needed a real woman.

His son is 5 and 46lbs soaking wet. We have custody and I am an awesome mom.

And your firefighter fiance?

The firefighter and I were never engaged. He was a boy toy and we're still friends.

You can't lie to me Laura!

Sure I can! But I don't. Lucky you.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Ew, I'm surprised your uterus doesn't look like a crusty sweat sock at this point in your life. Are you straight up trying to make Kuato?

Funny you should mention the condition of my uterus. I had my best friend's husband (who is a sonogram technician) do a little scanny, scan of my goods and aside from my uterus being slightly tilted, it's looking healthy and ready for implantation. WORD! I think I need to wake up the ovaries though, been on the pill for 15 years.

 

[Imperium]

She had to go, she's a heartless bitch, he needed a real woman.

His son is 5 and 46lbs soaking wet. We have custody and I am an awesome mom.

Pics of the wedding or it didn't happen. And it would be next to impossible for you to have custody. Quick, make up a lie! You lying liar.

 

[Lilac]

Excuse me...I have to go kill everything.

brb

Quote of the week.

 

[Sarek]

It's real, we're married. Going house hunting this weekend and always working on a baby. I can't wait to post a sonogram picture of the first TK made baby!!

 

[classichummus]

Pics of the wedding or it didn't happen. And it would be next to impossible for you to have custody. Quick, make up a lie! You lying liar.

Yeah, I swear gaining custody takes awhile. Yes pics please (both wedding and tattoos!!!!)

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Pics of the wedding or it didn't happen. And it would be next to impossible for you to have custody. Quick, make up a lie! You lying liar.

Not, if mom had a criminal record of a somewhat serious nature. Things aren't what they once were where mom could be anything up to axe murder and still get the kids.

 

[DarthSikle]

I think she meant that he has custody.

I swear, people without kids have no clue.