I hope everyone in Britain has gone out and wanked.

[Dr Dave]

I am wanking challenged. Will someone please show me how to wank?

How you wank will depends on what state you are in. I suggest you contact your local government on the rules for wanking where you are.

 

[Mirah]

I'll show eloisel how to wank for sure. But I am sure she knows more than I and can show me a thing or two. I mean teach me things. I mean

 

[Gagh]

hahaha, the literal worst possible result - hung parliament with neither Tory or LibLab government possible

Yes, that's fucking hilarious. Ho Ho Ho.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Yes, that's fucking hilarious. Ho Ho Ho.

Hey, maybe there'll be a Lab/Lib/SDLP/Green/Alliance/PC coalition.

heh.

(But seriously, I completely empathise: the last 6 years in Canada have been a series of unstable hung parliaments like the one you just got. We get a completely immature game of brinksmanship every six weeks where the Tories put forward a terrible policy and dares the opposition to defeat them over it. The opposition always pretends it will, and then, mysteriously, they don't show up for the actual vote. It's pretty much the worst way to run a country.)

 

[curiousa2z]

^don't forget to mention the two prorogued Parliaments.
Long live democracy.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

For those just tuning in: Record numbers of Britons wanked yesterday, with Dave Cameron coming first; though he wasn't far enough ahead to go it alone. Some assistance from Third Leg Clegg may be required, while unwanked PM Gordon Brown technically remains in power until he resigns or is VonCed by his party.

 

[Dr Dave]

All that wanking and nothing to show for it...

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

For those just tuning in: Record numbers of Britons wanked yesterday, with Dave Cameron coming first; though he wasn't far enough ahead to go it alone. Some assistance from Third Leg Clegg may be required, while unwanked PM Gordon Brown technically remains in power until he resigns or is VonCed by his party.

Nah, you can be PM without being head of your party. Only the House can force him to resign from the PMship.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It bears repeating:

[YOUTUBE]gSlt-vedyL8[/YOUTUBE]

 

[CaptainWacky]

That is fucking awesome.

 

[Dr Dave]

I can't wait to wank. I need to study my wanking guide this week.

 

[Loktar]

I can't wait to wank. I need to study my wanking guide this week.

Go to wankapedia. Its the best online study guide out there. Chock full of all sorts of useful wank facts and figures.

 

[Dr Dave]

I have that useful offline guide, its geared to local wanking.

 

[Loktar]

I have that useful offline guide, its geared to local wanking.

But don't you want to broaden your mind and learn the wanking customs of other cuntries?

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm not wanking in those places, so no.

 

[Loktar]

I'm not wanking in those places, so no.

But you might someday and then you'd be prepared.

 

[Dr Dave]

You generally have to be a citizen of that country to wank there.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

You generally have to be a citizen of that country to wank there.

In Britain, any subject of the Queen is eligible to wank, which is a nice little loophole.

 

[eloisel]

Are you saying they are the Queen's wankers?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Does that include people of all ages? Because there was that 14 year old boy who wanked for the Lib Dems.