My Blood Runs Cold Issues

[Loktar]

Elle McPherson was a model, flapdoodle.

And dead? Wow. Maybe your book ain't half bad.

(It ain't half good either)

 

[The Question]

Elle McPherson isn't in my book, so I don't know what you're talking about. But I bet you don't know what you're talking about, either.

 

[Loktar]

Elle McPherson isn't in my book, so I don't know what you're talking about. But I bet you don't know what you're talking about, either.

Wrote her out, eh? Good idea. Don't want to give people reading your book boners over an underaged girl with the same name as a supermodel. Unless your demographic is perverts.

 

[The Question]

There's no one in my novel with the name 'Elle McPherson'.

 

['Gear]

Lol

 

[Loktar]

There's no one in my novel with the name 'Elle McPherson'.

Well its a better name than Kellen. Which makes me think of some Scottish lad with a kilt and no underwear.

 

[The Question]

Well its a better name than Kellen. Which makes me think of some Scottish lad with a kilt and no underwear.

It's set 88 years in the future. Guarantee you there will be a Kellen or two.

 

[Loktar]

It's set 88 years in the future. Guarantee you there will be a Kellen or two.

Not after Comrade Trump nukes Scotland and turns it into a glow in the dark golf course.

 

[The Question]

That never happened, cool your jets.

 

[Loktar]

That never happened, cool your Jets.

I will not cool my Jets. Officer Krupke. Not while that dumb orange Shark is POTUS.

 

[The Question]

So you dislike him based on his skin color, is that what you're saying?

 

[Loktar]

So you dislike him based on his skin color, is that what you're saying?

Orange is not a natural skin color. He's the male equivalent of Snooki.

 

[The Question]

Stop being racist against Road-Cone-ican-Americans. You racist-ass RACIST!

 

[Loktar]

Stop being racist against Road-Cone-ican-Americans. You racist-ass RACIST!

I was going to say I'm NOT racist against orange road cones. But the one and only time I was arrested was for tossing orange road cones into some bushes.

 

[mescalito]

Looking forward to ya throwing your orange president into the bushes some day

 

[Loktar]

Looking forward to ya throwing your orange president into the bushes some day

I'd never do that. George Bush is like 90 years old.

 

[The Question]

RACIST CRACKA-ASS CRACKA!!! issed:

 

[Loktar]

RACIST CRACKA-ASS CRACKA!!! issed:

Nah that was me in the 5th grade when I called a black kid "Raisin" and he hurled dodgeballs at me.

 

[The Question]

Why would you call a black kid 'Raisin'? I don't even get how that's supposed to be racist, that's just weird. :wtf:

 

[Loktar]

Why would you call a black kid 'Raisin'? I don't even get how that's supposed to be racist, that's just weird. :wtf:

I don't know. Raisins are black and shriveled like a black man's ballsack?