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My Blood Runs Cold Issues
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Elle McPherson isn't in my book, so I don't know what you're talking about. But I bet you don't know what you're talking about, either.
Loktar
Internet God
Wrote her out, eh? Good idea. Don't want to give people reading your book boners over an underaged girl with the same name as a supermodel. Unless your demographic is perverts.
There's no one in my novel with the name 'Elle McPherson'.
Loktar
Internet God
Well its a better name than Kellen. Which makes me think of some Scottish lad with a kilt and no underwear.
It's set 88 years in the future. Guarantee you there will be a Kellen or two.
Loktar
Internet God
Not after Comrade Trump nukes Scotland and turns it into a glow in the dark golf course.
That never happened, cool your jets.
Loktar
Internet God
I will not cool my Jets. Officer Krupke. Not while that dumb orange Shark is POTUS.
So you dislike him based on his skin color, is that what you're saying? 
Loktar
Internet God
So you dislike him based on his skin color, is that what you're saying?
Orange is not a natural skin color. He's the male equivalent of Snooki.
Stop being racist against Road-Cone-ican-Americans. You racist-ass RACIST! 
Loktar
Internet God
I was going to say I'm NOT racist against orange road cones. But the one and only time I was arrested was for tossing orange road cones into some bushes.Stop being racist against Road-Cone-ican-Americans. You racist-ass RACIST!
Loktar
Internet God
I'd never do that. George Bush is like 90 years old.
RACIST CRACKA-ASS CRACKA!!! 
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Loktar
Internet God
RACIST CRACKA-ASS CRACKA!!!
Nah that was me in the 5th grade when I called a black kid "Raisin" and he hurled dodgeballs at me.
Why would you call a black kid 'Raisin'? I don't even get how that's supposed to be racist, that's just weird. :wtf:
Loktar
Internet God
I don't know. Raisins are black and shriveled like a black man's ballsack?