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Donovan said:
All the posters in this thread except FH are Jack. He said so via PM.
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Dear, Donovan.

Check out who has been here longer. Jack isn't eloisel. Let me jump in my jet and skip over to Vermont and I'll get "jack" to verify.

Typing on a phone is the pits.
 
Jack was busy trolling the fuck out of Donovan in '03 at Comicon.com. TK was not in his spere of influence at the time.
 
Personally I love the exchange Joel had with a certain boogeyman at Rubycalaber.com. There was a particular part of the convo where he suggested that "jack" wasn't my real name. The ending is funny as shit, but the sudden perking of of Gear's interest was funny to read. Almost like rubbernecking.

Hope he didn't get whiplash.
 
jack said:
He's been living with us for two years. wtf you bangin' about?
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Great, why don't you also spoil the fat, crossdressing unemployed, virgin who lives with his parents troll I've been working on for the last few years?

I'm actually still working for Price Chopper(assistant deli manager), live in an apartment, have a girlfriend(jackie) who shares the apartment with me and I am a trim and muscular 190 pounds. Oh and I never wore a dress in my life. And those pictures of me I posted are actually my brother rocktar.:D





(Hey it could be true....)
 
I can always tell how effective a troll against jack is by how many socks he drags out to try and gang up on me with. The number of people who truly think you ever "handled" me at commie or elsewhere is exactly zero. Because even you don't believe it.
Now about that love poem you sent me via PM: it was okay, but "jack is Donovan's bitch" doesn't really rhyme with "I wish Gear would fall off a cliff." It makes me more than a little uncomfortable and screws up the meter.
 
You were right, Jack!

Effortless :bigass: Many people remembered how easy it was for Jack to piss you off at Comicon. I'm not the only one. Using you as a template Jack ended up pissing a LOT of people off at Comicon. You were just usually first in line most of the time :D
 
I still think the creative writing comment is succinct. Just as long as Donovan knows he's locked into the fiction genre.

It's what he's best at.
 
Weasel said:
You were right, Jack!

Effortless :bigass: Many people remembered how easy it was for Jack to piss you off at Comicon. I'm not the only one. Using you as a template Jack ended up pissing a LOT of people off at Comicon. You were just usually first in line most of the time :D
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Sure, Jack. That's what happened. Hey remember when I said a couple weeks back that your endless crap with El was internet kudzu and I wanted it gone? Hey look what's gone! You have always been a plaything, jack, for anybody who wanted a gnome action figure. Your reactionary nature is legendary. You're just pissed because I'm telling you what I'm making you do WHILE I DO IT and there's not one thing you can do to stop yourself.

You want to prove I'm wrong? Go ahead. Fight eith Eloisel again. I dare you. You had plenty of nasty things to say to her a few short days ago. Say one of them now.
 
Filthy Whore said:
I bet John Malkovich is good in bed. He's got the crazy eyes.
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I guess Dono's all wound up again, so I'll just chat with you. Y'know the first film I ever saw him in was a weird war film. It was a long time ago, but he played a soldier that "knew" shit ahead of it's time. Not in a psychic way, just about making sure he didn't get sick or poisoned from filthy water and stuff like that.

Pretty sure it was called Empire of the Sun. A most impressive piece of cinema. He's one of my favorite actors, plus he has an 11 inch dick.
 
Donovan said:
Sure, Jack. That's what happened. Hey remember when I said a couple weeks back that your endless crap with El was internet kudzu and I wanted it gone? Hey look what's gone! You have always been a plaything, jack, for anybody who wanted a gnome action figure. Your reactionary nature is legendary. You're just pissed because I'm telling you what I'm making you do WHILE I DO IT and there's not one thing you can do to stop yourself.

You want to prove I'm wrong? Go ahead. Fight eith Eloisel again. I dare you. You had plenty of nasty things to say to her a few short days ago. Say one of them now.
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You sound a little angry.
 
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