A new Doctor Dave story
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
- Start date
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Faceless Bob! My oldest nemesis! And I've got a LOT of old nemesises, let me tell you. The fuck you doing?"
"I'm here to SUCK...your blood!"
"You're...a vampire now?"
"YES! BLAH!"
"I'm here to SUCK...your blood!"
"You're...a vampire now?"
"YES! BLAH!"
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Doctor Dave wakes up in bed.
"What a strange dream," he says.
"What a strange dream," he says.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Doctor Dave picks up his diary from the table beside his bed.
"Let's see what I have to do today...oh crap, I have cats to strangle!"
"Let's see what I have to do today...oh crap, I have cats to strangle!"
Dr Dave
pillzlol
NO!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
A man in a raincoat hands Doctor Dave a box of cats. Doctor Dave hands the man fifty dollars.
"Pleasure doing business with you, as always," says the man, walking away. Dave nods and reaches intot he box. He pulls out a fat ginger cat.
"Hello, my pretty," he says, his hands moving to its neck...
"Pleasure doing business with you, as always," says the man, walking away. Dave nods and reaches intot he box. He pulls out a fat ginger cat.
"Hello, my pretty," he says, his hands moving to its neck...
Yub
Anachrophobic
He is checking its collar for a registration tag and the back of the neck for a mircochip. He will then return the cat to it's owner for a reward, thus recouping his $50 and actually making a profit by the time he has returned all the cats.
Then he spends the money on beer, gets drunk and runs over lost dogs for kicks.
Then he spends the money on beer, gets drunk and runs over lost dogs for kicks.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Doctor Dave gives the cat a big cuddle.
"I could never hurt you, mister kitty!"
"I could never hurt you, mister kitty!"