Ange's Cunt Punt - All the fail you could want in one place.

[Yub]

He's alright. He's wearing pants. I'd be disturbed if he wasn't.

 

[Kitty]

Or just a scarf wrapped around his waist.

 

[eloisel]

It is a speedo.

 

[Seph]

CUNTS



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[Yub]

He may have just come from a 4th July pool party to check his email just quick. I pity the way the internet has mocked his use of it. DMAN YOU INTERNETS111

 

[Loktar]

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[Conchaga]

Well, what email did he just get that made him smile like that!?

 

[jack]

Does Ange Have A Pussy?

Thread title fixed.

 

[Donovan]

A Nigerian prince needs his help...he's mentally spending the money he's about to make.

 

[Ange]

I could've just posted in one of your preexisting threads, but thought 'hey, that's not self serving enough'.

Anything that serves moss kitty is ok with me

 

[Ange]

:smftongue:

Just wondering

Well after last night on yahoo you at least got to see Ange's Beautiful Breasts. You may need to wait awhile before the cam gets to my mound of pleasure, I never knew you had a thread about it. You failed to mention that on yahoo.

 

[Ange]

Ange takes Primal_Fear off her yahoo

 

[Ange]

Thread title fixed.

I have a Pussyboy. He is named Jack

Some say Jack is a SissyBoy but I know he is both.

 

[jack]

So, how much do you get an hour on your webcam service?

 

[jack]

Did you just validate my vanity thread?

Why, yes you did!

 

[jack]

Doesn't it hurt to wax your balls as often as you seem to need to?

I'd get sick of it, and just let the stubble grow out (just a little fashion tip between guys)

 

[Ange]

You really don't need another thread to bolster your pathetic ego, but you're too busy uselessly clawing at Jackie's pants with the single-minded goal to lubricate and polish his knob that you wouldn't notice otherwise.

Tell me, how is it you've managed to get your dick tied into a knot so easily,especially by someone so second-rate like Jackie? I really have to hand this one to him: a mere wink in your direction sent you frothing at the mouth so badly that I'm really tempted to call in Animal Control and have them give us rabies vaccines. So what was it? A raccoon? A rat? Dog? Or was it just the last bukkake session you did and the left over dried cum from the double-deep throat? I suspect it was that, personally. What else could explain the vacant wild gleam in your eyes, the foam creeping at the corners of your mouth just by the word 'Jack'?

But that's not the point of this. I have a little test for you, one I want you to answer, the first thing that comes to your mind. It's a fill-the-blank, and there are two right answers possible, mmm, three. I want to see how you've been conditioned. Ready?

"Jack _________"

I own Jack. he thinks he is my grandpa but any dude who is a old man and still a virgin. A guy to fucked up mentally who lives on a star trek bb 24.7 is about a pathetic loser as you can get

 

[jack]

Unless you wear a gaffe, the bulge is a dead giveaway anyway, so why go through all that work?

 

[jack]

You own me? LOL, if "stalking" and Dancing are "owning" then maybe you have a point.

I'm pretty sure it's me that owns you, fake puta.

 

[Ange]

You really don't need another thread to bolster your pathetic ego, but you're too busy uselessly clawing at Jackie's pants with the single-minded goal to lubricate and polish his knob that you wouldn't notice otherwise.

Tell me, how is it you've managed to get your dick tied into a knot so easily,especially by someone so second-rate like Jackie? I really have to hand this one to him: a mere wink in your direction sent you frothing at the mouth so badly that I'm really tempted to call in Animal Control and have them give us rabies vaccines. So what was it? A raccoon? A rat? Dog? Or was it just the last bukkake session you did and the left over dried cum from the double-deep throat? I suspect it was that, personally. What else could explain the vacant wild gleam in your eyes, the foam creeping at the corners of your mouth just by the word 'Jack'?

But that's not the point of this. I have a little test for you, one I want you to answer, the first thing that comes to your mind. It's a fill-the-blank, and there are two right answers possible, mmm, three. I want to see how you've been conditioned. Ready?

"Jack _________"

I have felt sorry for jack, I hear hewas sort of invisible before I came. I feel sorry for the giant lame and third rate poster.