Which four TK-ers would I take to a desert island? I know - you're thinking, "oh, asshole Shatna will pick four favorite honeys, right?", and you wouldn't be wrong. However, life has taught me that fantasy usually has little connection with reality (Rommie, take note). Female TK-ers are an insatiable, hedonistic lot, and once they were done taking their selfish pleasure with me I'd be tossed aside and ordered to go do chores while they slaked their sinful, sapphic lust. (OK, I just flashed on an awesome TK fanfic.
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So I gotta pick four guys, and I have, and here is who and why:
Captain Wacky You couldn't go without him, you just couldn't. Plus, it would be awesome to put him on lookout just to hear what he'd claim to see. ("OMG WTF Natalie Portman at twelve o'clock!") We'd be without cable, and Wacky would be more than adequate as entertainment.
Big Dick McGee The rest of us could easily exploit his skills as a suburban dad and get him to do all the work. ("Dude, you seriously don't know how to light a fire? Okay, get out of the way..." "Dude, that is one shitty-assed looking hut. Lemme show you what I did when I built my addition...")
Sadistic Bastard for counsel and wisdom. He'd be kind of our Gandalf, making sure we don't kill each other (unless it amused him) or fucked up our rescue attempts (unless it amused him). Plus, somehow he would find us submissive island women. I just know he would.
The Question Basically, the only guy who would seriously work on a plan for escape. He'd be sitting on a rock, scratching out plans and ideas on a palm frond from dawn till dusk, until he figured something out. The "Professor" if you will of our little island band!