Champion Aquehonga's Superthread of Pure Awesome

[Seph]

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[SSgt_Sniper]

I've got an active enough imagination that I can see Jack's face while doing something like that. Bits of skull and smatters of blood on his face. Rythmically repeating "fuck you in the neck, fuck you in the neck, fuck you in the neck." All the while never losing the erotically pleasurable grin on his face.

I see it more as Fuck.(thwack) You.(thwack) In.(thwack) The.(thwack) Neck.(thwack).... repeating.

 

[jack]

Zip it faggot!

If he did that, your lips might get cut.

 

[Aquehonga]

Aquehonga, stop posting in The Badlands, on TK altogether.

And every b-board you pollute with your bullshit spam & inane posts. QUIT IT!

You went from being a feces poster to being a diarrhea poster. So, go post in Podunk or on a Basket Weaving BBS instead. M'kay? Kapeesh? Great.

OK! We can move on people. The Aquehonga Plagues been neutralized. I can't imagine why T'Bonz permabanned Aquehonga. He's GREAT!

 

[Aquehonga]

If he did that, your lips might get cut.

Seems Aquecocksucker's days are numbered. About fucking time.

 

[jack]

Try swallowing occasionally.

 

[Aquehonga]

Try swallowing occasionally.

That's your thang!

 

[jack]

Is that your adams apple? Or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Aquehonga]

Is that your adams apple? Or are you just happy to see me?

:behindsofa:

 

[Gagh]

Did you know dunking your balls in acid makes them bigger?

 

[Cacophony]

Rubbing Bengay on them makes fapping better too, or so I hear.

 

[Gagh]

Introducing a hungry dog can only but serve to make things more comfortable, too.

 

[jack]

try toothpaste too, then when your getting some head, it can double as a toothbrush, and the sensations are just tremendous!

 

[Loktar]

No one's answered the thread title.

Maybe because noone cares.

 

[Loktar]

try toothpaste too, then when your getting some head, it can double as a toothbrush, and the sensations are just tremendous!

The only way Aque is getting head is if he jammed his tiny penis in a coin slot.

 

[Aquehonga]

The only way Aque is getting head is if he jammed his tiny penis in a coin slot.

You can be permabanned for revealing RL info about other posters:nono:

 

[Mirah]

mugen forums have you been kicked off?

How many mugen forums do you believe you're threatened with being banned on?

All of them.

 

[Aquehonga]

hpup:^ Damn!:techman:

 

[Aquehonga]

Maybe because noone cares.

But their, & your, TK futures depend on it:nono:

 

[Loktar]

You can be permabanned for revealing RL info about other posters:nono:

Are you retarded? RL info=stuff like your first and last name, city and state, social security number, workplace, etc. It doesn't include a wild stab in the dark about your tiny, flat penis and your methodology for getting your rocks off.