Does Dark Pickle still poast here?

[jack]

Vap: "Fuck you in the neck... squeeze the base etc"

Panda: "here's your subpoena :::laughing:::"

Pickle: "*rapes* there's a bird shitting on your head"

Donovon: "jack you're the greatest troll ever I love you"


nope, I sure couldn't keep up with that level of highbrow talk

Jesus, talk about stuck in the past. This post is funny because it's ironic.

 

[jack]

who's "Donovon" btw?

 

[jack]

....anyway, while you were gone, you missed some good trolls. It's a shame you came back just to dig up old stupid shit that no one cares about anyway, because some pretty interesting stuff has gone down since I last drove you and Hellman off the boards.

Speaking of that, whatever became of Wheat Paste Boy? Is he still trolling for children in Park Slope?

Shame what happened to Commie, and then TCJ. I see why you're posting here again.

 

[jack]

I guess he's still ripping off Drew Friedman...

 

[VKD]

Pickle doesn't even post at TKR, stupidface.

neither does Panda!

 

[Dr. Robustus]

....anyway, while you were gone, you missed some good trolls. It's a shame you came back just to dig up old stupid shit that no one cares about anyway, because some pretty interesting stuff has gone down since I last drove you and Hellman off the boards.

Ok I'm curious. what 'pretty interesting stuff' has gone down since Elrod and I were 'driven off' the board?

Speaking of that, whatever became of Wheat Paste Boy? Is he still trolling for children in Park Slope?

that sounds kind of libellous there vap

 

[jack]

do something about it besides threaten me, sperm breath.

 

[VKD]

Ok I'm curious. what 'pretty interesting stuff' has gone down since Elrod and I were 'driven off' the board?

we trolled Eloisel off the board. And some guy called Flaglerchat started a real life war

 

[jack]

then there was the fabulous Gear meltdown.

 

[jack]

and the Reject Haven "invasion"

 

[jack]

You missed a lot of fun, actually.

 

[Dr. Robustus]

we trolled Eloisel off the board. And some guy called Flaglerchat started a real life war

who and who?

You missed a lot of fun, actually.

I sure did! how interesting your life is Vap. Now tell us about the sandwich you ate yesterday:

*feigns interest*

 

[Dr. Robustus]

and by the way bellhop, you didn't drive me, Danny or anyone else off this board.

we left because it's an unmitigated shitpit

 

[Donovan]

And yet here you are again. Fancy that.

Meanwhile, regarding your antiquated grudge against Jack and anybody who might accidentally not hate him:

 

[jack]

I love owning people long term. It's kind of comorting.

It's like the Old Folks Pwn

 

[Dr. Robustus]

you couldn't even drive your own taxi off this board

 

[El Rod of Jerico]

yo

 

[Dr. Robustus]

sup Elrod. did jack 'drive' you off the board or did you leave of your own accord?

 

[El Rod of Jerico]

Hey man I got bored with the board and stop coming here. Not sure why I recentl;y came back. Mostly to procrastinate working on a big project

 

[VKD]

you came back to dance again, surely?