DREAM THREAD Part Pi.Pi!

[Mirah]

I was in a stadium where there was something going on but no audience
Then my sister showed up, she had to put something away
then my other sister showed up with some angry guy
and he introduced himself to me
I wasn't impressed

Then at some point in my dream I was in Afghanistan and then Gaza
We were on a journey looking for clean water
when we found it people started dying
and then the water wasn't clean anymore
and then I felt evil around me

 

[Mirah]

I've been having lots of wild dreams lately but not remembering them. Well, I remember bits of two. The first, what I remember of it is awfully personal and I don't remember enough of the dream to have any context around it. The second, again it's just a tiny bit: I'm out making things happen and I've had lunch, but for some reason I've decided to go to this Asian buffet near me around 2pm. I'm a little concerned because I'm trying to lose weight and this could be a setback and I'm also trying to watch my money. They have a lunch price and a dinner price and some of the items on the buffet you're not supposed to take if you pay the lunch price but I'm willing to do that if they have the lunch price in the afternoon. Then I get to the door and there's a big "GRAND OPENING" banner and decorations covering half the facade (I guess all these years I've lived here were just the "soft open"). The employees are mostly wearing what I think my subconscious was going for is a kind of Geisha look, with white makeup, but it was more of a kind of comedia clown--whiteface with basically flowing white pajamas and I'm worried it's going to be really expensive but I'm told the prices are unchanged so I decide to go.

This is what heaven will look like for you

 

[Mirah]

Anyone ever have that dream where they are at a friend's house and one of your favorite celebrities shows up? And then you are walking outside on the very large patio area surrounded by beauty and its night and maybe y'al are going to get in to a hot tub, and then the celebrity is there, your friend is inside and the celebrity embraces you from the back and is trying to rape you? And in the dream you are a man. And then at one point you want to enjoy it so you turn your head around to kiss the celebrity but the kiss is awful?

Anyone?

I was really bothered by the dream when I first woke up, but now I'm like "wtf" it was so strange and not my normal type of dream.

 

[Volpone]

The inconvenient boarding home/guest at a house dream seems to be my go-to theme these days. Had at least 2 variations on it last night. Totally forget one right now and forgot most of the details of the other. It was like, a loose social group of friends and one of them had some special occasion to have everyone over, but they totally trashed the place so a few of us were still hanging out, helping pick up or something and the host was just pissed and never going to do anything like it again.

 

[Mirah]

My 2nd dream was that I was on a tour group of a place I lived prior, but I did not know anyone. There were 4 of us that came from the next town over, but I did not know them. I told them I could give them the tour because I used to live there. Then everyone went thier separate ways.
Then it was time to get back on the bus and there was a little bit of chaos.
This one is a slight variation on this recurring dream as usually I am stuck in that area and this time I was able to get on a bus and I wasn't going to be late getting anywhere.

 

[Volpone]

OK. Another personal school/boarding dream but I remember enough of it to be worth relating.

Woke up around 5am, dog wanted to go out so I had to doze for 15 minutes until she was ready to come back in. Mind wandered until I realized I'd drifted to sleep and into a dream. I was monkeying around with my gun collection. Meanwhile a handful of people nearby were readying various firearms so I grabbed one and headed over to see what was going on. As I'm walking I realize I picked the .357 and I'm not thrilled with this because they mostly have AR-15s but at least it has some stopping power and (since I'm aware I'm dreaming) is very simple so it is unlikely to malfunction. And right on cue, bullets just start falling out of the cylinder. As I pick one up and reload it another one will fall out. Pretty soon I'm fumbling to pick them up and the bullets are actually starting to come off the brass cases.

Don't remember how I transitioned out of that dream but pretty soon I'm in a big hotel suite. Someone's watching TV and it is distracting because I'm way behind on homework--but instead of doing it I'm reading, like, a TV Guide or something about a season of some show. I've just got a few more pages to get through so I can actually do some studying but everything continues to be distracting. There are 2 TVs but they're controlled by the same remote and are basically on top of each other so when I try to shut the one they're watching off, it turns the other one on. Then I'm naked so I try to find a fairly discreet place to sit on the bed but some creepy old dude who's also naked sits right next to me. At this point I realize I have my own private rooms in the suite and I can just go there. Seriously, multiple bedrooms and bathrooms all to myself. I can't find my robe and there are women there so I wrap a blanket around me as I head to my room. But I make it a point to let the blanket "accidentally" slip a few times and take my time heading there. Sure enough a hot older chick comes in and wants to go somewhere at first but then points out we're all alone right here. But then as I'm getting ready to make my move some moderately ugly chick comes in and cockblocks us. I'm trying decide if I want to just do them both (and if they're up for it) when I wake up.

 

[Mirah]

I had a dream where I was watching a live video of my friend who had passed away severarl years ago.

And now I can't remember my other dream I was going to write about.

 

[Volpone]

Last night I dreamed I was at my parent's house and no one was there so I decided to watch a fetish porn clip on the TV set. It must not have been very good because I was starting to doze off. Then I heard my Mom come home so I needed to shut the TV off real quick but I was too tired to move. Finally I managed to get the remote but the power button had come off. I couldn't think of any other way to shut it off with the remote so I needed to get up and push the button on the TV but I couldn't. I tried so hard to wake up enough to move in the dream that I woke up in real life. (I was able to fall back asleep pretty quickly though.)

 

[Mirah]

Last night I dreamt that I was at work and I had to give the 2nd captain a message. But when I walked to the boat instead of it being a small passenger vessel it was now a cruise ship. She was busy and I ended up walking on board to look for her. Even tho at one point she was just outside the ramp.
When I got on board I got lost.
Then the ship was out to sea and so was I!
I walked around, sort of not minding at all, but also still looking for the 2nd captain.
And then I fucking swear-that pirate song came on-and was just playing in the background. And then when I walked out onto one of the outer decks there was wire-just like in that video, but this wire wasn't as barbed, it was safer for passengers.
It was a pretty sweet dream.

Then I woke up-
And guess what?
I found out it was "talk like a pirate day"

I am fucking serious-I didn't even see that on anything before going to sleep. How fucking strange is that?

Here is the video for reference

 

[Volpone]

Just a snippet I remember from last night, with no context: 4-5 of us had these circular vinyl things, about the size of a silver dollar but like, 3/4" thick. They had a die perforated center so I punched the center out of mine, making it look like a donut. For some reason I also had a neckerchief so I used it like a neckerchief slide. Then we got instructions that this was what we were supposed to do with them. While the others were getting theirs set up I'm musing about how neckerchiefs are practical again because you can use them as a covid mask and everyone else is making general small talk affirming the practicality of neckerchiefs.

 

[Volpone]

OK. Let's see if I can remember this. I'm having sexier dreams lately. Last night I was supposed to be somewhere but instead I got roped into going to some swinger thing at some shitty hotel. I'm trying to see if it is a rip-off before I pay any money and I'm just about to go to a previous commitment when I see a couple girls who are interesting and I hit it off with. One of them wants to show me around so I put my arm around her and feel her up before getting a good grip on her ass. At this point she shucks the red lace teddy she's wearing. The event photographer thinks this is hot so he wants some pictures, but wants "more handprints" on her ass. So I'm just mauling her while the guy is snapping away. Meanwhile, we were supposed to get sandwiches and drinks for the guy who organized the thing and we hadn't, so we were thinking about just getting rooms in the hotel but the cost was like, 3-6 times what attending the event was so we got the sandwiches. The guy was pissed but apparently we managed to patch things up. Still, eventually I slip away and try to catch the other event I'd blown off. An old boss/coworker was there and read me the riot act for flaking on him and...that's about where I lose the narrative. If anything came after that, I forget what it was.

 

[Volpone]

Fairly normal dream last night; one I've never had--I'd just bought a bar. So I'm running around on the first night, trying to stay on top of everything. At one point towards the end of the night I found a toilet overflowed and poop on the floor in the bathroom, then I checked up on a couple of my workers and they wanted to know if it was OK for them to have a beer on their break. Actually, as I type this, I remember it got weird eventually. I was still checking the place out and learning about it and realized it had a fairly robust gym attached to it that was accessible from the second floor. A couple people were working out there and then some emergency came up where I was needed so instead of going down the stairs, there was almost like a playground equipment thing on the side of the gym and I basically slid down that like a fire pole and everyone thought that was pretty cool.

 

[Volpone]

Interesting series last night. As background, I woke up at 4:30 to use the bathroom, couldn't get back to sleep so I decided to try the bathroom again an hour or so later. At that point The Dog wanted to go Out and didn't want to come back In so I had to take a 15 minute nap until she was ready to come in. At some point I finally drifted off to sleep and had a series of dreams that I was at the house where I'd rented a room when I came back to Oregon from 2 years working in Hawai'i.* It was a kind of Bohemian place and various people would hang out there so that's the dreams I had. And I spent all the dreams trying to get sex.

First one, we're all just hanging out in the living room and pretty soon I realize I'm the only one still there and I'm hearing moaning and panting coming from another room, so I decide to take off my clothes and "accidentally" walk in on whoever is going at it. Interestingly, for this my body did not differentiate that this was a dream and I managed to partially wake up as I was trying to take my clothes off. As soon as I realized what was happening I tried to quickly relax and get back into the dream. Next we're again all hanging out in the living room and this time a lot of people are dressed fancy--black suits with black shirts and skinny ties, one person had like, an early 18th century shirt with the ruffled cuffs and front, etc. I was telling them about how I'd moved to Kentucky from Oregon but that it looked like things were really cool in this group. Next thing I know, they're having a toga party so I'm looking for an appropriately slutty sheet that will "accidentally" show my naughty bits for any interested parties but I can't find anything that seems right. The last bit I remember, I'm talking to the girl who owned the house and decide that some girl laying on the living room floor is flirting with me so I "accidentally" fall on top of her and rub up against her. It pays off as she starts feeling my crotch and talking with my old roommate/landlord about how nice my cock is. Of course that's about when I woke up and don't remember having any more dreams for the night.

*The house in question is no longer owned by the person I rented a room from and has been extensively remodeled but of course everything is the way it was 15 years ago or so.