Fun facts about Cassie

[Dr Dave]

She was once Irish, but decided it just wasn't for her.

 

[Consumer]

I hear that on moonless nights she's been known to liberate the larger herbivores from the San Diego zoo and send them toward the MCRD. What happens once they are there remains a mystery.

 

[Loktar]

She's using the dongs she collects to build a superweapon to fight the alien menace.

 

[Cassie]

ALL TRUE

 

[Donovan]

Casio keyboards are so named because if you press all the keys at once it resembles the sound she makes when she orgasms.

 

[headvoid]

She once showed me a picture of herself that had been cropped.

I worked out the file / web address protocol and then saw more of the picture.

I am evil and should be punished. Forgive me Cassie, I was trying to be a troll back then. I no longer have the picture I promise.

(there was nothing incriminating, I was expecting Robert Pattinson tied up with his cock missing or something)

This could be uncomfortable now, until I know how she takes this.

 

[Cassie]

was it the one with someone's giant foot cropped out? PROBABLY

 

[Henoch]

Cassie is my mother.

 

[Cock]

Cassie can divide by zero




......or is that Mr Norris?

 

[headvoid]

Tom Cruise tried to put his tongue down Cassie's throat once to "check for bugs." He never said if he meant the electronic kind.

 

[Pink Sock Puppet]

Cassie can divide by zero




......or is that Mr Norris?

That would be me, big boy.

 

[Further]

Cassie never really ate her cow. She loves her cow, it's a cute cow, a moo cow.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She personally wrote and animated every episode of Chip 'N' Dale: Rescue Rangers by hand.

 

[Henoch]

Cassie is my mother & my sister...by sex! :shock:

 

[Loktar]

Cassie cast a write-in vote for HOT POCKETS in the last election.

 

[Cassie]

You guys are venturing into dangerous TOP SECRET territory

 

[curiousa2z]

SOMEONE KNOWS TOO MUCH!

 

[curiousa2z]

Cassie likes spiders.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie tosses rats at small children.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cassie sleeps in a mushroom.