Fun facts about Cassie

['Gear]

If I were to catch someone planking I would kick them.

You can bet money on that.

 

['Gear]

If I were to catch someone planking I would kick them.

You can bet money on that.

 

[jack]

Cassie has 1,342 Beta max tapes.

and over 1000 8 tracks

 

[Loktar]

And a shed full of corpses

 

[Cassie]

CASSIE IS SHARPENING HER KNIFE.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie sharpens knives with her tongue

 

[Cassie]

Cassie wishes people would talk to her about A Dance with Dragons.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie has no midgets working on her property.

 

[Loktar]

Caiise puts the Snap, Crackle, and Pop in Rice Krispies by personally punching every box....WITH HER FISTS

 

['Gear]

Cassie is not al qaeda

 

[Loktar]

Cassie collected Chuck Norris' dong and lived to tell about it.

 

['Gear]

Unfortunately Chuck did not.