Fun facts about Cassie

['Gear]

Cassie knows what really happened to the dinosaurs.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie rescued orphan squid from a burning building that strangely wasn't an aquarium.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie doubles down.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie eats your soul and replaces it with gum wrappers.

 

['Gear]

Cassie lives green.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie is a ninja.

 

['Gear]

Cassie backwards is Eissac.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie rides alligators.

 

['Gear]

Cassie could land a plane if it came right down to it.

 

['Gear]

Cassie absolutely positively adores Fun Facts threads.

 

[Cassie]

CASSIE thinks TK is too slow right now or ELSE she'd have collected another DONG.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie tosses bibles at small children.

 

['Gear]

Cassie makes her own martial arts weapons.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie refuses to see that Captain Picard is the best Star Trek captain.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Cassie will be appearing as Velma Kelly in Chicago at the Jupiter Theatre, Aug. 15-21.

Also, this just in, SHE IS IRISH AGAIN. CASSIE IS IRISH AGAIN.

 

[Homo Erectus]

Cassie is HAWT!

 

['Gear]

Cassie befriends the downtrodden and bolsters the needy.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie for President of our hearts!

 

['Gear]

Cassie has a sexy little thing that she does.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie has 3 hands.