Fun facts about Cassie

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The real reason Cassie uses the smiley so much is that her husband Ricky still won't let her be in the show.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie sold me a deed to swampland in Florida.

 

['Gear]

Cassie makes delicious homemade peanut brittle.

 

[Ilyanna]

Cassie is a vegan and abhors the smell of coffee in the morning.

 

['Gear]

Cassie prefers the gas to the brakes.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie causes the Great Catpocolyse of 2030.

 

['Gear]

Cassie is waterproof.

 

[Loktar]

Cassie is made of sponge cake.

 

['Gear]

Sponge cake is made of small amounts of Cassie.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie has 112 sets of car keys.

 

['Gear]

But only one car.

 

[Dr Dave]

and that car is up on blocks.

 

['Gear]

Cassie donated her wheels.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie has 1,342 Beta max tapes.

 

[Ilyanna]

Cassie donated her wheels.

Yep. To Wheels for Eels, no less.

 

['Gear]

Does her car fly? Maybe rather then being on blocks it had just landed.

 

[Dr Dave]

No, it's just up on blocks.

Cassie has a penguin pool, but no penguins.

 

['Gear]

Doesn't Tomtrek have penguins but no pool?

 

[Cock]

Cassie invented Planking. And then she gave it up before ever planking. Because it was gay.

 

[Loktar]

Thats why Cassie invented Donging. Because putting dongs on random objects/places is cool.