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Gems from Twitter

Sad but true.
 
Reminds me of the Chris Rock bit about the police.
 
InfoSec Taylor Swift ‏@SwiftOnSecurity 7m7 minutes ago

I read a scifi story about a society with sex robots, but you had to keep them out of the same room because they'd sex each other to death.


I BET CAPTAINWACKY WROTE IT.
 
That would be a reasonable conclusion.
 
I'd like to live in it.
 
Counting Crows ‏@CountingCrows_ Apr 10

82 crows.
 
Orlando Jones ‏@TheOrlandoJones 25m25 minutes ago

Momma done dug herself a hole. #GetIt? #YeahYaDo ;) #MadeOJLaugh

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Orlando Jones ‏@TheOrlandoJones 9m9 minutes ago

He strikes again! #Beware!!!

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THE TICKLER!
 
Aubrey Plaza ‏@evilhag 22m22 minutes ago

MY GRUMPIES FOLLOW ME EVERYWHERE. TWECOGNIZE.

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MarkusJ ‏@MarkusJ 19m19 minutes ago

*opens apartment door for date* oh, sorry, you're going to have to find a place to sit down, it's a bit messy

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I'M REALLY SORRY, OKAY.
 
It would please me immensely if THE TICKLER turns out to be French.

And the nude Miss Piggy figurines? I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNSEE THAT :rwmad: OMGOMG
 
I wish The Tickler was a cute girl and that she'd attack me.
 
I guess that Family Guy episode didn't translate as well over there.
 
They only show the tits of extras now so they barely even count as tits.
 
LeVar Burzum ‏@drugleaf 47m47 minutes ago

the new bjork times sent out a tweet looking for "teens who vape". I thought it'd be funny to email them & say "im a teen & i love too vape"

LeVar Burzum ‏@drugleaf 47m47 minutes ago

that turned into me giving someone a fake interview under an alias. that interview was used in a web article. this article is in print now.

LeVar Burzum ‏@drugleaf 43m43 minutes ago

THE RAPPER LIL UGLY MANE

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It's a fookin' disgrace!
 
Ed Miliband just found out what YOLO means.

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And he's still the cooler than Cameron!
 
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