Gwyneth Paltrow

[headvoid]

I love the fact that Korean Spas need taking to the next level. I didnt realise Spas had other levels, never mind that base level Korean Spas no longer cut the mustard.

This is why I look up to her and adore her. Someone needs to keep these base level Korean Spas on their toes. GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL BOYS!

 

[Cassie]

 

[headvoid]

I love how the steam has managed to clean her uterus. That really is an incredible spa or she has a vagina you can drive a camper van through.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What do doctors know.

 

[whisky]

If someone offered to send steam up my pee pee hole I would have to politely decline.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She should only agree to be in the next Marvel movie if they have a vagina steaming product placement.

 

[whisky]

Maybe she is a method actress, and being made of molten lava at the end of Iron Man 3 gave her a taste of burning hot vag, and she liked it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

New superhero - THE STEAMING VAGIGOOPTRESS!

 

[headvoid]

I think the phrase " a taste of burning hot Vag" is very wrong on very many levels and has no place in this thread.

 

[whisky]

I the future it will be the next "blue sky thinking"

 

[Cassie]

Amazon Movie Reviews ‏@AmznMovieRevws 32m32 minutes ago

Shallow Hal.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tragically missing the message of Shallow Hal.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's also lazy as she's done nude scenes in at least 2 other films before Shallow Hal.

 

[headvoid]

You can actually see her soul when she wears a purple thong, which is after all her true beauty.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Steamed soul.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I like to think that whenever Martha Stewart is being awesome, she spares a thought for her archrival Gwyneth.
https://vid.me/Yczs

 

[Cassie]

Oh my god!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That was a warped, perverse 2-hour display of filth and degradation last night.

I watched it twice.

 

[Cassie]

Gwyneth failed the food stamp challenge! My $29 Food Stamp Challenge?and the Recipes (& Brouhaha) That Ensued | Goop

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S GOOD THAT SHE'S RAISING AWARENESS.