SAUSAGEMAN
Registered User
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
So...Momo is what, 14?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It's good to finally know how to yawn.
OH MY GOD The Ridiculous (But Awesome) Gift Guide | Goop
V steams to go!
$55,000 headphones!
Okay, the Darwin tank is cool
18k gold dumbbells for $125,000
V steams to go!
$55,000 headphones!
Okay, the Darwin tank is cool
18k gold dumbbells for $125,000
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
We need to stop sending money to needy countries and start sending it to Goop.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Gwynnie leaving Goop, say it ain't so. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/29/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-separation-news
SAUSAGEMAN
Registered User
What is even Goop without Gwyneth.
SAUSAGEMAN
Registered User
Maybe Blake Lively will start Preserve up again
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I give Gwynnie credit for realizing that she's what's holding back Goop's chances for seeming relevant.
Not that it ever will be relevant, but still.
Not that it ever will be relevant, but still.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
It's like when Geri left the Spice Girls.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
At least Baby got to be on AbFab a bunch of times, and Mel B gets to be a reality show judge.
Oh and I hear Posh is doing well.
Oh and I hear Posh is doing well.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Chris Martin's like "why are you setting homosexuals on fire with my ex wife?"
headvoid
Can I have Ops?
I saw an angel today in a foreign airport.
Look how she holds this weirdly small coffee cup with her weird small hands. She is clearly enjoying herself, no actress can appear so natural in my humble opinion. She really looks like she is just caught by the photographer in a natural moment.
I give you - COFFEE LOVE
Now, lets move on - or should I say backwards to the 1970's when we all wore brown polo neck sweaters. She calmly shows this strange man from decades ago a mobile phone with a touchscreen. She doesn't mind that he is backward, she only wants to spread her knowledge. Again, a completely natural look from Gwyneth showing that she truly is a gifted actress that can perform to any lifestyle task.
Goodness knows why they have to put her name at the bottom of these posters. It makes me cross really as she is a superstar and needs no introduction. Her talent is her calling card.
I give you
HERE DEREK, IT"S LIKE A TELEPHONE BUT DIFFERENT.
Look how she holds this weirdly small coffee cup with her weird small hands. She is clearly enjoying herself, no actress can appear so natural in my humble opinion. She really looks like she is just caught by the photographer in a natural moment.
I give you - COFFEE LOVE
Now, lets move on - or should I say backwards to the 1970's when we all wore brown polo neck sweaters. She calmly shows this strange man from decades ago a mobile phone with a touchscreen. She doesn't mind that he is backward, she only wants to spread her knowledge. Again, a completely natural look from Gwyneth showing that she truly is a gifted actress that can perform to any lifestyle task.
Goodness knows why they have to put her name at the bottom of these posters. It makes me cross really as she is a superstar and needs no introduction. Her talent is her calling card.
I give you
HERE DEREK, IT"S LIKE A TELEPHONE BUT DIFFERENT.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
She has transitioned from GOOP Guru to her Warhol period, making fake ads TO MAKE A STATEMENT OR SOMETHING.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She's watching us through the ads. She knows our secrets. And she knows what justice we deserve.