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I hope everyone in Britain has gone out and wanked.

Children wank for Lib Dems? That is disturbing.
 
Never mind about the wanking demonstration. I will not wank for the Queen nor will I wank with children. If I decide to learn how to wank properly, I will do it for myself in the privacy of my own home.
 
You're going to write in your wank?
 
Yes.
 
Cassie: The USPS won't except sticky envelopes!
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Oh, well then, I'll have to put some saran wrap over the keyboard and wank electronically.
 
WANKING NEWS: Gordon Brown is so disappointed by the number of cum-stained ballots Labour received that he's stepping down as Prime Masturbator!
 
SAUSAGEMAN said:
In Britain, any subject of the Queen is eligible to wank, which is a nice little loophole.
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I know, although iirc they have to there in person to do so.
 
CaptainWacky said:
WANKING NEWS: Gordon Brown is so disappointed by the number of cum-stained ballots Labour received that he's stepping down as Prime Masturbator!
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The sheep shaggers have signalled their willingness to join in a circlejerk.
Plaid Cymru said:
Gordon Brown has done the decent thing following the overwhelming rejection of his premiership last Thursday. It was clear that he had no mandate from the people to maintain his position in Downing Street, and he has now shown that he has heard that message loud and clear. Mr Brown's announcement is a signal to other progressive parties that Labour is willing to talk in order to explore the possibility of establishing a progressive alliance to govern in Westminster.
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My vote instantly goes to Ed Balls HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaa *wipes tear*
 
The thing, is, he really is a right wanker.
 
I believe he plans to step down in September.
 
dose this mean we have to wank all over again? or have the conservatives actually won?
 
You should wank again, just to be sure.
 
Double ranking isn't legal usually!
 
ranking?

I'm not sure we need to involve China.
 
Don't worry just a clerical error!

I meant wanking!
 
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