I'm calling bullshit on the the "Jack" account.

[Seph]

:rip:

 

[Loktar]

lol

 

[Joe Hennessy]

And you're still trying to prove what? Get over the dual shit, dawg. Apparantly your menstrual cycle problems has flare-up again. Face it dog, you're my douche bitch.

And another thang, Douche Bitch

Take your left hand and put it under your ass by reaching between your legs. Use your right hand to position the receptacle full of water over your ass, behind your back.

Pour water slowly. Use your fingers and hand to wash your ass (including your anal sphincter) with the water. Lean forward slightly and rinse. Be careful to clean under your fingernails as well.

This isn't good.

Jack? Douche Bitch? Rump pumper?

 

[jack]

The only "douche bitches" around here are Charles and his fake duals.

That would be you Just ask around.

And another thang fake Charles....

Whatcha gonna do with this pimpin?

 

[Joe Hennessy]

Whatcha gonna do with this pimpin?

Laugh and point at your fetish for Blackfoot.

The only "douche bitches" around here are Charles and his fake duals.

That would be you Just ask around.

Fucking douche bitch



This isn't good.

 

[jack]

Laugh and point at Blackfoot.



I'm a Fucking douche bitch.



This isn't good.

Y'know, for once, I completely agree with you

 

[C-40]

This isn't good.

Jack? Douche Bitch? Rump pumper?

Whatcha gonna do with this pimpin?

Laugh and point at your fetish for Blackfoot.

*URP*

 

[Loktar]

^weak,dude, weak.

 

[Joe Hennessy]

Y'know, for once, I completely agree with you

You agree with your fetish for Blackfoot? This isn't good.

 

[jack]

Alright, Charles, listen up. I was going to post this in its own thread, but this is as good a place as any.

Ok, Charles -- do I have your attention? Good. Read this -- no, shut up -- read this and read this well. Step into my office; you and I need to have some words.

This little tryst between you, Jack and Conchaga has been going on far too long now, and it has to stop. No, shut up. Don't interrupt me. I'll let you have your say in a bit.

This is the way I see it: You're pissed at Jack for trolling your sorry ass across at least four boards, including (as far as I can tell) your own, without him even posting there. Shut your mouth, Charles. I'm not done.

To get back at him, you've come up with this pathetic "New Age Posting" schtick (solely for the purpose of disrupting a board) and brand yourself as "The New Jack" and "King of the Gutters". It seems no one's taken you seriously in your efforts save yourself. Sure, several people have humoured you, notably when they themselves had a beef with Jack -- but humour you is all they've done. Again, don't interrupt.

Consider, rather, acknowledge this: You cannot be the "New Jack"; your name is not Jack, James or any other name that can be nicknamed "Jack". Your name is Charles. You'd have an easier time trying to pass my first name as yours and even then you'd fail miserably. What am I "bangin' about", you ask? Pay attention. I've been telling you this entire time.

Why you'd even want to be the "King of the Gutters" is beyond me; the title holds such negative connotations that I'd eschew it as much as possible. Let me break down those big words for you. Connotation: The implied definition of a word. Eschew: Avoid. Trust me, being "King of the Gutters" ain't a good thing, unless you've managed to shit on them so badly that they're permanently bathed in your refuse. You haven't done that. In fact, the few times I've posted there, it was awash in Jack's excrement. It still is, judging by the Gutterite's refusal to accept you.

So what is it, Charles? Stupidity? Stubbornness? cupcakeardness? That's not a racial epitaph, idiot. Now answer the question. Remember, I asked you directly a few weeks ago by PM, asking for your side on this drama, but you've ignored it. That's not a smart move. Let me tell you why.

I have a unique take on Jack, one I doubt anyone else here has: I've met him in person, sat down and had lunch with him. That gives me a very good sense of who he is, something you will never have. Your claim in all this shitstorm of threads that he's fabricated the history between you two to suite his side falls flat. Yes, Jack is known for exaggerating events to his favor, but having met him, I can better read between the lines and sort through the decorative bullshit. That doesn't leave you with much, particularly since you couldn't even be bothered to reply to my PM. So where does that leave you? Not in a very good light.

What's even stupider is your continued campaign against him during your DayCare lockup. Jack wasn't even here at TK to be affected by it; he was outright banned from the board at the time.

Let's look at the score thus far:
TCJ (or was that the Kingdom? Meh.) -- Banned for disrupting a forum.
Comicon Gutters -- Not taken seriously at all by Rick Veitch or the Gutterites.
Troll Kingdom Radio -- Banned on site for disrupting TCJ.
ASVS -- Ran off after realizing it's a scifi board.
Hyperboard -- Running the Jack, Dirk Funk and Gagh accounts. Now THERE's a brilliant display of fuckery. Just how deep in their pockets can you get, Charles?
Troll Kingdom -- Good lord, all I have to do is turn, and there's yet another example of a dumb cupcakeard making a complete fool of himself. Which leads me to your duals.

Charles, are you really that stupid? Do you really think that we're not going to see through the inane, sloppy and obvious handling of your duals? No, shut up, you are using duals. And don't even bring up the "Check the IPs" crap. Any mod or admin knows how to do that, and in a number of cases, the IPs are displayed under the posts themselves. Virtually every admin here has intimated that you're running duals, and it's obvious who those duals are. Even Dirk Funk has hinted at it for ASVS.

Let's address Conchaga, shall we? This is possibly where you have the most legitimate complaint -- the temporary shitcanning of your duals. But I'm going to hold off on that and address something else: The Philadelphia Meetup that never happened. This is going off of my memory here, and I'll let Conchaga (not you) correct me, because he's more likely to have the particular threads handy. You called him out for repeatedly calling you a cupcakeer and finally indicated you'd be in Philadelphia to settle it like men, as it were. Yet you never set a date or a location. They were set for you, and predictably, you never showed. Who's telling the truth about this? You or Conchaga?

You're not in a good light here, because Conchaga served in Iraq. It's been documented. His ship-out thread is at Lonaf. A fellow soldier, Lady Elena, posted here, corroborating that Conchaga served in the Armed Forces. This tells me that he, not even counting threads detailing his security job upon return to the States, that he wasn't making shit up and would have indeed met you in person at the specified time and place, which you never named. Ergo, credibility falls on his shoulders, not yours. Shut the fuck up, Charles. I'm not done yet. I've still some "pimpin'" you gotta do something with.

Regarding Conchaga's admin actions, where you do have a leg to stand on, allow me to cut it down to size. You finally stated in that episode what the intentions of "NAP" were: Board disruption to get to Jack. That don't fly at almost every board out there. That wouldn't fly at Lonaf (guess what, Jack posts there!); that wouldn't fly at Haven (Jack posts there too!). Your cupcakeardly style has gotten you and your posse of duals DC'ed by Sarek and your duals outright shitcanned by Conchaga. Here, DC'ing would have been best, but I wouldn't shed a single tear if they were banned -- Conchaga pulling the plug wasn't setting a precedent anyway, considering MM outright banned Jack and Messenger at Hambil's behest.

Now, about the "NAP" style. I represent "Old School Posting". Examples are very rife throughout this very post, indeed, by the majority of active members here. In fact, just so everyone is clear, Conchaga, might I recommend you set up a group for "OSP" and make me its mod? Why don't you even set up an "OSP only" forum and bar any "NAP" member from posting in it? If you're not "down low" with that, Charles, I recommend giving "NAP" a permanent nap.

Last point: Your accusations of duals. Notably, Lilac and Loktar. Neither are duals; I've met Loktar in person. He's an active member at Lonaf, where duals aren't permitted. And Lilac? Well, that's a well-known 'secret' around here. It's too bad you haven't picked up on it. Lilac is very well associated with duals, but Lilac is the main account, not the dual.

So where does that leave you, Charles? Nowhere. Stop the shit. It's old.

Oh, and a word of warning: If you decide to go to Lonaf or to Haven to continue your anti-Jack campaign, expect to be shitcanned very, very quickly.

Most excellent post, Bix. Thank you.

 

[C-40]

Charles, are you really that stupid? you are using duals. Any mod or admin knows how to do that, and in a number of cases, the IPs are displayed under the posts themselves.

Out of 32 admins, only 3 admin (Gagh, Dirk Funk and Conchaga) have challendged me on this IP shit. I've stated many times for any admin to check the IP's of the members of "NAP".

No other admin other than Gagh, Dirk Funk and Conchaga is spewing this garbage. Being that I owned their ass'es, thier saying its so doesn't make it so.

Virtually every admin here has intimated that you're running duals, and it's obvious who those duals are. Even Dirk Funk has hinted at it for ASVS.

Name the admins who think I'm running duals. So far I have Gagh, Conchaga, Jack, Dirk Funk, Seph and Loktar who thinks I'm using duals.

Dirk Funk hasn't hinted anything about nothing at ASVS. The only member of "NAP" who post at "ASVS" is "Gank Master". What does that prove?

I'm sure someone here took these allegations to "Mentalist". That's the reason "NAP" was reinstated by "Mentalist".

Once again I'll ask. Can any admin other than who's mentioned in this post prove that any member of NAP has the same IP address?

Do tha damn thang.

 

[C-40]

Let's look at the score thus far:

TCJ (or was that the Kingdom? Meh.) -- Banned for disrupting a forum.

True dat. It was 'The Kingdom".

Comicon Gutters -- Not taken seriously at all by Rick Veitch or the Gutterites.

Right now that's true. "The Gutters" are dead.

Troll Kingdom Radio -- Banned on site for disrupting TCJ.

No. I'm still a member of "TCJ". I informed "Jack" on another thread that I posted as "WANTED DEAD" at "TR".

ASVS -- Ran off after realizing it's a scifi board.

Never registered

Hyperboard -- Running the Jack, Dirk Funk and Gagh accounts. Now THERE's a brilliant display of fuckery. Just how deep in their pockets can you get, Charles?

"Jack" is not TrollKingdoms "Jack". Whoever uses the Dirk Funk account can continue. I don't give a fuck. The Gagh account no longer exist. Believe it or not I have respect for Gagh.

Troll Kingdom -- Good lord, all I have to do is turn, and there's yet another example of a dumb cupcakeard making a complete fool of himself.

You're trolling me "Bick". That's not a good move dawg. Be carefull, you might be my(Blackfoot's) next victim.opcorn:

 

[Bickendan]

You're trolling me "Bick". That's not a good move dawg. Be carefull, you might be my(Blackfoot's) next victim.

Bring it, bitch!

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Loktar]

WHERE'S MAH HUMMER PIC, cupcakeERBOY?

I haven't got all day!

 

[jack]

Just like ASVS, no "Wanted Dead" was ever registered at either TKR or RK. Hummer Challenge Pussy can again produce no proof he ever posted there, or ever saw the board. Oh and now he posts at TCJ! Of course he does, why he and New Age Posting have "changed that board forever" too.

Still waiting for you to produce the current pic of you in your truck, Mr Pussy

Hard to do when it's been reposessed, I know LOL.

 

[Loktar]

*teehee*

 

[jack]

So let's review the score so far:

Dono = PWNED BY NEW AGE POSTING (sorry dono, it had to be done)

Charles = PWNED BY CONCHAGA (Philly Dallas no show, never a shred of proof besides Charles "word" - banning/daycaring of Charles duals resulting in a complete breakdown of new Age Posting)

Charles = PWNED BY JACK (New Years Eve Meeting with Devilman and Eel O Brian this year never took place according to Devilman here at TK and Kevin on the phone)

Charles = PWNED BY LOKTAR (Hummer Challenge Pussy. Charles has YET to even attempt a lame photochop of him in his Hummer currently.

Charles Duals = PWNED BY SEPH ("Ignore" anyone?)

SCORE: TK 6,372 Charles and all of his Duals 2 (I give him one for Mentalists meltdown and one for his pwnership of Dono)

 

[jack]

3 if you count Cow being pwned by whining about Conchaga's heroic actions, actually.

 

[Joe Hennessy]

Just like ASVS, no "Wanted Dead" was ever registered at either TKR or RK

This isn't good

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