Gagh
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My local newspaper was delivered late today - just after 6pm. I was sat in the living room eating my dinner - I had put the milk money out for the milkman 10 minutes previously (I usually do this before I go to bed, but THE FOOTY IS ON!).
Sure enough, the dodgy little cunt had swiped £2.70 of £2.95 I put out. I got out the front door, and the he was on his bike, legging it, leaving his mate stood there. Needless to say his friend was introduced to some highly impassioned invective, and a demand for said thief's phonenumber (he was on his phone), which he declared he did not have. I think he shat himself, poor chap.
I've just reported the little fucker to the Newspaper Distributors. Call back Monday, and Police involvement will be necessary. I don't give a fuck about the money - just the principle. I don't want that little shit on my doorstep again, because if I do see him, he may be walking away with the milk money, the milk bottles, and the bottle holder inserted into his anus.
The little fucking bastard cunt - aaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!
Sure enough, the dodgy little cunt had swiped £2.70 of £2.95 I put out. I got out the front door, and the he was on his bike, legging it, leaving his mate stood there. Needless to say his friend was introduced to some highly impassioned invective, and a demand for said thief's phonenumber (he was on his phone), which he declared he did not have. I think he shat himself, poor chap.
I've just reported the little fucker to the Newspaper Distributors. Call back Monday, and Police involvement will be necessary. I don't give a fuck about the money - just the principle. I don't want that little shit on my doorstep again, because if I do see him, he may be walking away with the milk money, the milk bottles, and the bottle holder inserted into his anus.
The little fucking bastard cunt - aaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!
