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Of course I can't see JJ's, because it's laying dead in his lap since he prefers to scowl instead of holding it up like everyone else. Mook.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Nathan, JJ and Dave were having a go at Sunshine again, cutting her off every time she tried to speak, completely ripping apart her eating habits even though she's explained why she's that way several times, past the point where it could be seen as a "joke" until she ended up hiding in the wardrobe with Mario where she eloquently explained exactly what the problem is. FUCK THE BULLIEs.

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I care.
 
So apparently earlier Ife told Sunshine that she made her feel "small" by not giving her cirsps right away and that she was ready to die without crisps. So Sunshine got upset again because she's a good person but now people will say "SUNSHINE CRIES TOO MUCH" and evict her.

Then later Dave joked that he'd put JJ up for eviction if he won the task and JJ got FUCKNIG ANGRY even though it was a joke.

Then Dave said God could regrow Steve's legs for him.

Then Ife said Sunshine probably only pretended she'd had an eating disorder to get attention while Cowimhe nodded along. Shabby at least stuck up for Sunshine here.

And I fucking hate Josie.
 
Wow...there's no one to root for in the damn house other than Mario and Sunshine.

THIS IS WHY I keep saying Steve is going to sneak in and take it all. Everyone else is going to be hated by the last week.
 
Seriously, I was just going to post that they're literally all cunts except Mario and Sunshine. Steve is an alright guy but he never says anything of substance.
 
Or maybe she realised why Govan got evicted and she's trying to redeem herself? If so, it's working. Even I'm starting to warm to her a little.

Ben's now my least favourite by far, but I don't want him to leave for a while. It's amusing watching him utterly fail to fit in with the rest of the household. "Football? Oh, well I like showjumping..." *sniggers from all* "and Wimbledon!!! You commoners like Wimbledon don't you? Oh, please like me!"
 
Well Shabby's kind of ruined any good will by throwing another tantrum today. All the housemates had to give up a personal possession so that the smokers could have tobacco. All of them did so, non-smokers too (Sunshine gave up a photo of her dead mother...yeah, she's SO "selfish", isn't she?) except for Shabby who refused to give up her hat and threw a wobbler.
 
She's amazing. Always nominated, always giving people ten reasons to hate her at any given moment, and yet she'll be in the house FOREVER.
 
Shabby and Caoimhe said (in front of Sunshine) that if one of them is evicted on Friday the other will leave, so all their fans should vote out Sunshine. :rolleyes:
 
Wow, they have a very warped idea of what the game should be.

Sounds like half the women in last year's US cast: they spent half their time combing through the house copy of the BB Rulebook, trying to find technicalities that they could call some of the men on in order to get them ejected from the house. There were a few certified nutjobs in last year's house -- and this wasn't even the one with the drug felons!
 
Ben was given a task by the Tree to arrange an arm-wrestling competition and claim to be a champion arm wrestler, but he didn't even try. The Tree told him he will face its wrath!

JJ pulled Sunshine around the garden and she thinks her vagina showed and was angry and went to the Diary Room. SHE BETTER NOT HAVE LEFT.

There's another fucknig Shabby/Caoimhe drama going on.
 
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Can't wait for the highlight show... :D
 
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