Yeah...pumps.
Why are we all standing in Donovan's yard?
Well I am because I never miss a chance to see Dono, especially when he forgets to draw the bedroom curtains close.
Donovan is because it's his fucking yard and he can fucking stand in his fucking yard whenever he fucking feels like it. (Plus, he might have been alerted to someone being in his yard.)
jack is because I might have been a bit vague when I told him that shit's gonna happen in Dono's yard.
You, of course, are here because of my pumps.
No idea what the fuck all the other ppl are doing here, maybe peer pressure?
Does that rule apply to every possible real name of any other message board / forum member of the internets
In your case, that depends solely on how much you continue to sound like a whiny internet geek from the 80s or if you eventually start thinking before ranting. And, as usual, on Gagh's mood.
She may have been joking.
Yeah, could be. Or she was deadly serious.
I guess we'll just have to wait for some daring adventure-seeker to find out which it is!!