BUT WE DID GET ANSWERS. We got answers to the mysteries that were important to the plot of the main characters. We know what the island is, we know who Jacob is, we know what the smoke monster is, we know what the Black Rock was, we know a lot of things. The only stuff that was NOT answered is stuff that really doesn't matter when you're looking at what the story was. These are questions that do not need answers as doing so is bad storytelling.
Seriously, when you were a child did you get grumpy and cry screaming "BUT WHY WERE THERE A GINGERBREAD HOUSE??? WHO BUILT IT??? WHAT DID HANSEL AND GRETAL DO AFTERWARDS??????? THIS IS TERRIBLE WRITING!!!!!"?
I did not read the version of Hansel and Gretal where Dharma and the U.S. Military set up camp and spent years doing intensive research and testing onto the nature and origins of the Gingerbread House and after all that time figured out absolutely nothing. And if that story had 121.5 hours of material supposedly dedicated to the characters then yes I think I would like to know a little about what they ended up doing after the story.
And we do not know what the island is. All we learned was that apparently it is a cork to contain some generic evil force. Or actually the cork is really a cork and the island is the container? We have no idea what the light is, what it does, or why it needs protecting. Apparently it either turns you into the Smoke Monster, or gives you a really bad migraine. Also it is somehow related to the powerful electromagnetic energy emanating from the island which can alternatively cure cancer, crash planes, kill pregnant mothers, make your conciseness jump through time, prevent people from killing themselves, and do whatever else the plot demands. Why the fuck would anyone want to protect that? What, the magic energy is a way for the island to protect itself? What batshit insane person/entity came up with this? If I have something valuable that needs to be protected I'll put it in a fucking vault, not dose people near it with LSD and hope they are too confused to find shit. Maybe if the eeeeeeeeeeevil was kept in with something a little more secure than a rock in a hole all that other crap would not have been necessary.
This reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Burns and Smithers go through an elaborate web of security to get down to the room with the OFF SWITCH for their power plant and when they arrive they find the rusty screen back-door to the room already wide open with a cat hanging out inside. It was pretty funny then but now I can enjoy it on a whole other level.
So none of this matters because the characters were too stupid to ask reasonable questions? Jacob crashed a plane full of hundreds of people, half of which probably died on impact, another quarter of which died at the hands of the others or the smoke monster, all so he could after years of additional suffering eventually ask whoever was left to "raise your hand" if you want to protect the island.
Hey Jacob question. If you really wanted to protect the island, why do you put up with the hordes of crazy pissed off people roaming around shooting everything that blinks? It's a test to see if people are corruptible or not? WTF does that have to do with protecting the island and I would think you'd have your answer by now. Oh you're really just trying to protect a cave of light from the Smoke Monster...so all this talk about good and evil was really you and Smokey jerking off? Fine dude whatever, cave of light, we got shit loads of C4 here show me where it is and we'll blow up the entrance then Smokey can dig through rocks...I can't do that? Do you really think that this all powerful magical energy is going to be affe...forget it. What can I do oh right you don't know. Hey! Smokey needs Desmond to complete his evil plans for whatever reason...why don't you let him off the island or just kill him since you certainly never seemed to have any qualms about killing many others for far lesser reasons....what I have to kill Smokey too? Fine, I guess I'll just figure something out but if I am going to put my life on the line and spend the rest of eternity on this fucked up rock, can you at least tell me what the light is? ...You seriously don't know? Were you even curious? Did you even bother to revisit the place and check things out after you threw your brother in? Can you tell me anything? A hint? A metaphor? Maybe just a riddle? Nothing? So if you don't know shit about it why do you think it needs protection.......THE WORLD WILL END DUDE!!! That's pretty fucking important why didn't you tell us this years ago we could have helped. Well I guess we should go to the cave then....You want me to dirty pond water? Why? What the hell are you mumbling? Hey why do you think the world is going to en...Oh Shit! Too late, his ashes have burnt out! I didn't even know ashes could burn out man wtf. No wonder your mom liked Smokey better.
Well...I guess we know why we're here, and I guess the purpose of the island is to uhm...keep evil trapped in a cave of light? But don't you think that the mind warping elerctromagnetic magic emenating from the light is just a bit overkill for the task? I mean...the only reason anyone is here in the first place is to figure out a way to exploit this energy. Shit for awhile we had to press a button every 108 minutes or else the entire island would get vaporized or something, hell of a way to protect the place. So much of what we have been through has been because of the islands power but I always thought there must be a good reason or purpose for it and eerrrrrrrrr waaaitttt....I'M GETTING A MESSAGE FROM THE ISLAND! IT'S TELLING ME TO STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND COMPLAINING, THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED
BUILT CHARACTER!! .....woah, so...what I'm hearing...is that this island is like one of those reality shows where the producers constantly make the contenstants do weird shit just to create drama and get amusing reactions? YES BASICALLY, NOW DO AS YOU'RE TOLD OR RISK ELIMINATION.
Wow, so...are you guys okay with this? *Sawyer and Jack exchange looks* Jack: Well, we both got to bang Kate, it's all good.
I see...well I guess, I mean I think.....aggghhhhhh FUCK IT MAN THAT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, IF ONLY I WAS THINKING IN THOSE TERMS FROM THE BEGINNING, CHARACTER FTW...NOW LETS GET 'ER DONE.