MAKING HEADLINES

[curiousa2z]

Today's headlines: yesterday I ate more chocolates than I have over the entire year. I may eat more today.
- they are in pretty boxes in fancy shapes!


I guess I better go to the gym before Liverpool plays this afternoon.

 

[Loktar]

Today's headline: Furnace busted. House freezing. Going to try and get the other coal stove started later today.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FUCKING DAN FUCKING STEVENS CONFIRMS HE WILL NOT RETURN TO DOWNTON ABBEY SHOCKER, AS LAST NIGHT'S FUCKING SPECIAL EPISODE CONFIRMS IN FUCKING FUCKPLOTTWISTFUCK.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Gerry Anderson died.

 

[curiousa2z]

yes. but in his sleep at 83, so not bad. Thunderbirds are GO! is in the lexicon now.

 

[curiousa2z]

Another funeral today...but he was 90, well-loved, cheerful - went down to the US, joined the American Army to act as a translator, and fought in the Dutch Resistance. Cool dude. R.I.P.

 

[curiousa2z]

so today I'm at the gym and see a pretty fit looking man and say under my breath to myself, "oooh" except that I had my iPod turned up a bit and thought I was saying it more quietly than I was.
Awkward.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least you didn't say "oooh, cock."

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...er-dressed-child-sex-abuser-Jimmy-Savile.html

 

[Fuddlemiff]

IS THIS WHAT WE PAY OUR LICENSE FEE FOR?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jimmy Savile might have been a lot of things, but he wasn't orange and made from felt.

- Winifred Gantt , Lancaster, England, 20/1/2013 15:01

 

[curiousa2z]

ah, that explains all the outrage!

 

[The Tomtrek]

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Female teacher dodges statutory rape charges by marrying the student she had sex with.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why did the mother give permission...

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

THEY FOUND ME!!!

Well, a more severe version of me. I wouldn't have left a bill, because I just enjoy tidying things and doing dishes. Maybe a polite note, but that's just my Canadian showing.

"Cleaning Fairy" busted while shoveling snow

 

[Cassie]

I sneezed so hard if felt like my throat broke.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's...pretty horrible.

 

[Dr Dave]

Why was the womans last name blanked out, yet the victims was not?