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Today's headlines: yesterday I ate more chocolates than I have over the entire year. I may eat more today.
- they are in pretty boxes in fancy shapes!


I guess I better go to the gym before Liverpool plays this afternoon.
 
Today's headline: Furnace busted. House freezing. Going to try and get the other coal stove started later today.
 
FUCKING DAN FUCKING STEVENS CONFIRMS HE WILL NOT RETURN TO DOWNTON ABBEY SHOCKER, AS LAST NIGHT'S FUCKING SPECIAL EPISODE CONFIRMS IN FUCKING FUCKPLOTTWISTFUCK.
 
Another funeral today...but he was 90, well-loved, cheerful - went down to the US, joined the American Army to act as a translator, and fought in the Dutch Resistance. Cool dude. R.I.P.
 
so today I'm at the gym and see a pretty fit looking man and say under my breath to myself, "oooh" except that I had my iPod turned up a bit and thought I was saying it more quietly than I was.
Awkward.
 
Jimmy Savile might have been a lot of things, but he wasn't orange and made from felt.

- Winifred Gantt , Lancaster, England, 20/1/2013 15:01
 
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