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Innocent until proven guilty, perhaps? Although why they release her image but not her last name baffles me. I tried to find the source article but gave up in frustration.
 
Whomever did the article did include it.
 
Maybe her last name as a spoiler for the next Star Trek movie.
 
Perhaps your cat should see a Vet. for a urinary trac infection evaluation.
 
curiousa2z said:
so today I'm at the gym and see a pretty fit looking man and say under my breath to myself, "oooh" except that I had my iPod turned up a bit and thought I was saying it more quietly than I was.
Awkward.
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I was in the gym yesterday and there was a man in a hoodie pacing laps around the room and saying "I'm the microphone FIEND" under his breath.

People don't notice things in the gym, I think.
 
I gave up a good paying job for stupid reasons but I'd never do it because of a Biblical number or my faith.
 
I realise now, though, that the word "Christian" only appears twice in that article, and thus that I deserve chastisement.
 
Satan would appear on earth as a born again Christian.

It's the obvious disguise.
 
JEHOVAS CAME TO DOOR THIS MORNING, I ANSWER BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS THE POSTMAN, FUCK.
 
they don't stop by here any more after that one incident.
 
US Postal Service no longer delivers on Saturday, the Jehovan's Witnesses are all I have to look forward to on weekends.
 
I mistakenly gave some Jehovahs my name when they shook my hand and asked my name, now they come by and ask for me :rwmad:
 
The thing is though, they have to be polite because of God. So if you asked them to leave you alone they probably would. Because of God.
 
Mormons are polite too. I was at a concert and they asked me I knew Jesus and I said "Yes. I'm Catholic." And they left me alone.
 
I am always tempted to tell them that I have carved Jesus name on my penis and whenever I am aroused he reveals himself to me.
 
px plox
 
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