MAKING HEADLINES

[kaonashi.shinu]

Innocent until proven guilty, perhaps? Although why they release her image but not her last name baffles me. I tried to find the source article but gave up in frustration.

 

[Dr Dave]

Whomever did the article did include it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe her last name as a spoiler for the next Star Trek movie.

 

[Farry Lynt]

Perhaps your cat should see a Vet. for a urinary trac infection evaluation.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Idiot quits job due to meaningless numbers on tax form.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/02/07/man-quits-job-666-tax-form/1898021/

 

[FBI parte due]

so today I'm at the gym and see a pretty fit looking man and say under my breath to myself, "oooh" except that I had my iPod turned up a bit and thought I was saying it more quietly than I was.
Awkward.

I was in the gym yesterday and there was a man in a hoodie pacing laps around the room and saying "I'm the microphone FIEND" under his breath.

People don't notice things in the gym, I think.

 

[FBI parte due]

Idiot quits job due to meaningless numbers on tax form.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/02/07/man-quits-job-666-tax-form/1898021/

They really should have search-and-replaced "Christian" in that article with "idiot."

 

[Loktar]

I gave up a good paying job for stupid reasons but I'd never do it because of a Biblical number or my faith.

 

[FBI parte due]

I realise now, though, that the word "Christian" only appears twice in that article, and thus that I deserve chastisement.

 

[headvoid]

Satan would appear on earth as a born again Christian.

It's the obvious disguise.

 

[CaptainWacky]

JEHOVAS CAME TO DOOR THIS MORNING, I ANSWER BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS THE POSTMAN, FUCK.

 

[curiousa2z]

they don't stop by here any more after that one incident.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

US Postal Service no longer delivers on Saturday, the Jehovan's Witnesses are all I have to look forward to on weekends.

 

[Cassie]

I mistakenly gave some Jehovahs my name when they shook my hand and asked my name, now they come by and ask for me

 

[CaptainWacky]

The thing is though, they have to be polite because of God. So if you asked them to leave you alone they probably would. Because of God.

 

[Loktar]

Mormons are polite too. I was at a concert and they asked me I knew Jesus and I said "Yes. I'm Catholic." And they left me alone.

 

[headvoid]

I am always tempted to tell them that I have carved Jesus name on my penis and whenever I am aroused he reveals himself to me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

px plox

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PreatorX and Phlox? :shock: