PREDICTA_SK4N said:
The immigration problem is bad, but not at "invasion" levels - come on you must see that as sensationalism. Even TQ indulged in it by linking the supposed hispanic population with an invading force.
Dear fellow citizen:
This guide attempts to provide some practical advice that may be of use, in the event that you have made the difficult decision to search for new work opportunities outside your country.
[since we can't manage ourselves]
The safe way to enter another country is to first obtain your passport, which is issued by the offices of the Secretary of Foreign Relations, and the visa, which you request at the Embassy or Consulate of the country to which you wish to travel.
[semantics and legalese, you can ignore this]
However, in practice we see many cases of Mexicans that try to cross the northern border without the necessary documents, through areas of high risk which involve facing grave dangers, particularly in desert areas or rivers with strong and not always visible water currents.
[and those damn Americans]
[unwitting pawns]
By reading this guide, you will be able to inform yourself also about some basic questions about the legal consequences of your stay in the United States of America without the appropriate migratory documents, as well as about the rights you have in that country, once you find yourself in it, regardless of your migratory situation.
[at least you'll be on vacation in an INS jail more hospitable than the toilet we call our country, are so proud of, and so eager to escape]
Keep in mind that there are always mechanisms so that you can legally enter the United States of America.
[lol]
In any case, if you have problems or are confronted by difficulties, remember that Mexico has 45 Consulates in said country, their contact information you can find in this publication.
[or just call a Jew]
Identify your Consulate and trust it/depend on it.
[our country's revenue generating illegals depend on it!]
[in this country it's not dilapidated]
Crossing a river may be very dangerous, especially if you cross alone and at night.
[a necessary evil for living large]
Heavy clothing increases its weight when it gets wet and this may make swimming or floating difficult.
[e=mc^2]
[it's ok - we multiply in water]
If you cross the desert, be sure to walk in hours when the heat is not so intense.
[since too many lifesaving supplies would slow you down in your quest to undermine the United States and its peoples]
The highways and towns are very far away, so it will take various days to find roads and you will not be able to carry food and water that long; you may even get lost.
[its better to have less border patrol agents who could save your life and deport you than to gamble everything]
Water with salt helps retain body liquids. Even though it will make you more thirsty, if you drink water with salt, the risk of dehydration is much less.
[but there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow]
[they drew me very pretty!]
The symptoms of dehydration are:
- Little or no sweat.
- Dryness in the eyes and mouth.
- Headache.
- Tiredness or excessive exhaustion
- Difficulty in walking or reasoning.
- Hallucinations and mirages.
If you get lost, follow power cables, train tracks or secondary roads.
[march on, brave pioneers]
BE CAREFUL WITH "POLLEROS", "COYOTES" AND "PATEROS"
[like always, our brethren our more dangerous than those limp wristed whites]
They can trick you into believing that they can get you across the border in a few hours through mountains or deserts. This isn't true!
[like the myth of a border to the south]
They can risk your life leading you through rivers, dangerous canals, desert areas, train tracks, or freeways. This has caused the death of hundreds of people.
[omg!! hundreds!!]
[it's whitey's fault!!!!!]
If you decided to resort to "polleros", "coyotes", or "pateros" to cross the border, consider the following precautions:
Don't let them out of your sight, remember that he is the only one that knows the land and, for that reason, is the one that can get you out of that place.
Distrust everyone who offers to get you to the "other side" and asks you to drive a vehicle or to carry a package for him. Usually the packages contain drugs or other prohibited substances. For this reason, many people have ended up in jail.
If you transport other people you may be confused with a "pollero" or "coyote", and they can accuse you of the crime of traficking of people or automobile theft.
Do not give your children to strangers that offer to get them into the United States.
[we're really expecting you to follow these instructions . . . honest]
[you see? proof that it's whitey's fault]
DON'T USE FALSE DOCUMENTS OR DOCUMENTS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU, AND DON'T DECLARE FALSE NATIONALITY
[including American]
If you try to enter with false documents or documents that belong to another person, keep the following in mind:
[mmkay?]
The use of false documents or documents belonging to someone else is a federal crime in the United States, for which they can process you legally and you may end up in jail; also if you declare a false name or say you are a citizen of the United States, when you aren't.
[like other countries around the world]
Do not lie to American customs officials or at checkpoints.
[fibbing is sinful]
[look how innocent we are! we won't burn any flags, make up a disproportionate amount of criminals, or try to undermine the United States - HONEST!]
IF YOU ARE DETAINED
[you'll enjoy free meals]
Do not resist arrest.
[mmkay?]
Do not threaten or insult the officer.
[do this only when in numbers and with Jews and cameras around to catch the cowardly American try to defend himself]
Don't throw rocks or objects at the officer nor at the patrol cars, as this is considered a provacation of the officers.
[no shit??]
[hunter/killers, just like in Terminator]
If the officers feel threatened, it is probable that they will use force to detain you.
[and get fired for it later]
Raise your hands slowly so that they can see you are not armed.
[wait until you have a foothold, then you can proclaim THAT THIS IS YOUR CONTINENT]
Don't carry any object in your hands which could be considered a weapon, such as: flashlight, screwdriver, jackknives, knives, or rocks.
[but the biological weapon in your mate's womb is permitted]
[you are leaving the jungle and entering civilization]
Don't run or try to escape.
Don't hide in dangerous places.
Don't cross highspeed freeways.
[freddy aka whitey is after you!!]
It is better that they detain you for a few hours and that you are returned to Mexico, than that you get lost in the desert.
[maybe saying a secure border was racism wasn't such a good idea after all]
[ay caramba!!! ayi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-a!!]
IF YOU ARE DETAINED, YOU HAVE RIGHTS!
[we stole them from Americans and have lots to go around]
Give your real name.
If you are a minor and you came with an adult, tell the authorities so that you are not separated.
[he's trying to stop us from sneaking into his country! WTF?]
Your rights are:
Know where you are.
[occupied territory, reinforcements are en route]
Ask that they allow you to communicate with a representative of the closest Mexican Consultate, so that you may receive help.
[to stay in the country]
Don't make statements or sign documents, especially if they are in English, without the assistance of a defense lawyer or representative of the Mexican Consulate.
[we know legal loopholes in addition to the ones in the fence]
[remember that rampart reproduction is your obligation, brother]
Receive medical attention if you are hurt or in poor health.
[healthcare is also free in California now that we have a foothold there]
Be respected and receive dignified treatment, regardless of your migratory status.
[words escape me - they are timid at first, but once they gather in numbers they start burning flags of the people who gave them the respect and dignified treatment]
Be transported in a safe manner. [it's downhill from here, we can make it anywhere!]
Have water and food whenever you need it.
You are not required to state your migratory status when you are detained.
[ET phone home!]
Not to be hit or insulted.
[their civilization is different and their police forces are not rife with corruption]
Not to be left without communication.
If they take your things, ask for a receipt so that you may recover them when you are released.
Any violation of these rights, it is important that you inform your lawyer or a representative of the Mexican Consulate that visits you; or the closest office of the Secretary of Foreign Relations within Mexican territory.
[then we'll really screw the gringos over]
If you want more information and live in Texas, United States or Ciudad Acuña, Coahuilla, tune in to "The Poderosa" on 1570 AM.