Rejected Chuck Norris facts list

[The Dork Lord]

133) Chuck Norris built the Great Wall of China.

By himself.

In less than an hour.

 

[whisky]

134) Chuck Norris can beat the rubiks cube in half a second, he cant solve it, he just beats it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

135) Chuck Norris was the inspiration for Data, Spock AND Uhura.

 

[The Dork Lord]

136) Chuck Norris bleeds pure roundhouse kicks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

137) Chuck Norris doesn't kill people, the IDEA of Chuck Norris does.

 

[The Dork Lord]

138 ) Chuck Norris can make your cerebellum explode by looking at you funny!

 

[whisky]

139) The morning rises because Chuck Norris kicks it over the horizon

 

[Cassie]

140) Chuck Norris once destroyed a Levi's factory with a series of roundhouse kicks, because Levi's make his butt look big.

 

[The Dork Lord]

141) There's a silent majority who wants to replace the phrase on all US currency with "In Chuck Norris We Trust".

 

[whisky]

142) Chuck Norris knows what you did last summer

 

[CaptainWacky]

143) Chuck Norris eats thunder and craps lightning. No one is quite sure how.

 

[whisky]

144) CBS rejected Chuck Norris's version of Airwolf where he wanted to play the helicopter.

 

[Cassie]

145) Chuck Norris once decapitated a manicurist for painting his nails pink when he asked for coral.

 

[whisky]

146) Chuck Norris dosnt chop firewood, he just stares at it, until it breaks.

 

[Cassie]

(his heart)

 

[whisky]

awwwwwwwww

 

[CaptainWacky]

147) Chuck Norris is so tall that he looks normal sized because your brain can't actually process his TRUE height.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

148] Chuck Norris sucker-punched Ed McMahon, stole his oversized cardboard $10 Million Dollar check and GAVE IT TO THE POOR (Scott Baio)

 

[whisky]

149) Chuck Norris knows that men really stepped on the moon, because he kicked them there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

150) Chuck Norris does one hundred and fifty push-ups, one hundred and fifty chin-ups, one hundred and fifty crunches, and one hundred and fifty roundhouse kicks to Steven Seagal's groin, EVERY DAY.