sex

[Dark Pickle]

When do we tell 'em, Pickle, that teh sex will never live up to their expectations?

Best to let them find that out for themselves, no?

 

[classichummus]

Just need a women into fucking fatties.

There are some out there. Dual and I know a guy named Jason who is like over 300 lbs, but has a thin beautiful blond MILF for a wife and he's not loaded with money. I don't know how he got her, but he did. So anything could happen.

 

[Pandora]

Just need a women into fucking fatties.

There are women out there that will. I dated a guy that weighed 300. No I am not ugly or fat myself. It was his confidence that I found attractive. Till I saw the real him.

 

[Dark Pickle]

You guys really just need confidence.

It was his confidence that I found attractive.

Need I say more?

 

[Loktar]

There are some out there. Dual and I know a guy named Jason who is like over 300 lbs, but has a thin beautiful blond MILF for a wife and he's not loaded with money. I don't know how he got her, but he did. So anything could happen.

There are women out there that will. I dated a guy that weighed 300. No I am not ugly or fat myself. It was his confidence that I found attractive. Till I saw the real him.

Yay! There is hope for me!

 

[classichummus]

I think we need more women in here to give advice...Werrr da bitchezzz @ yo?

 

[classichummus]

I found it funny when Dual used to tell me that girls generally don't like nice guys and if I hope to get a girlfriend I need to be an asshole and not be so nice. I laughed!!!

 

[Loktar]

I found it funny when Dual used to tell me that girls generally don't like nice guys and if I hope to get a girlfriend I need to be an asshole and not be so nice. I laughed!!!

So I need to amp up my inner asshole?

 

[Kitty]

try steroids

 

[Loktar]

try steroids

And shrink my outer penis? I think not.

 

[Dual]

I found it funny when Dual used to tell me that girls generally don't like nice guys and if I hope to get a girlfriend I need to be an asshole and not be so nice. I laughed!!!

Way to bend what I was telling you. The other important component was that you actually need to have something going for you. You can't hope to attract anybody when you're Sean, that guy who lives with his grandparents, doesn't have a job, and keeps failing classes.

 

[classichummus]

So I need to amp up my inner asshole?

No because he's entirely wrong!

 

[Kitty]

And shrink my outer penis? I think not.

Would you rather have a big penis that gets no action, or a small penis that has women crawling all over it?

 

[Dark Pickle]

Is that a trick question?

 

[Loktar]

Would you rather have a big penis that gets no action, or a small penis that has women crawling all over it?

If my penis gets any smaller than it already is it will be a vagina.

 

[Kitty]

 

[The Dork Lord]

It takes a pretty big man to admit he's little...

 

[classichummus]

I want sex. Sex sounds cool and I want it. I want a girlfriend. Being lonely sucks.:frown: Dual and I are in the same boat it sucks.
Thought y'all should knaw. Just 'cuz I'm kool like that! Ya dig? (guilt trip!! I'm so pathetic it's actually sad).

Give Hummus 17 years and give me 18; we'll be you.

Little did we know at the time that 4 days later I would have a girlfriend, less than 1 month later Dual got laid, and then about 2.5 months later I am getting laid as well. Maybe Loktar if you post your own thread about wanting to get laid, you might get lucky as well?

 

[Dual]

Little did we know at the time that 4 days later I would have a girlfriend, less than 1 month later Dual got laid, and then about 2.5 months later I am getting laid as well. Maybe Loktar if you post your own thread about wanting to get laid, you might get lucky as well?

We're still both well on our ways to being Loktar. Sex and lost virginity are overrated.

 

[Loktar]

We're still both well on our ways to being Loktar. Sex and lost virginity are overrated.

NOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't say that. Me want sex bad. Me even want bad sex.